Noooo!

[northernrock]

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

Yay! Roll call time, where are the boys?

I'll give you a throbbing member luvvie

I have linked to here from the other two threads.

Who needsboys?

Right I'm jumping in here from the get go. Missed the other until near the end then felt like the new girl at a lesbian orgy school. So watched pervy like from a corner.

Tits - i like the sound of your Pleasure Pounder 3000... does it come with the extra cobweb-remover attachment?

Do you think TLD and Gster will be too embarassed to join yet another kinky thread?

oh new blood :o

Quote from Daily Mail "Is popular internet forum Mumsnet promoting lesbianism as an outlet for bored mothers?"

stupid iPhone.

And celibacy, there will be no cobwebs when I'm finished with you!

Very probably

THAT'S what I like to hear! I've always been keen on a little girl-on-girl action... in fact, I may have had a drunken threesome once upon a time that was amazing...

So, em, I mean, what was the update, celibacy?

Uthgvjgdfufizf

I had cybersex for the first time last night...

it was.....

such a stimulating conversation...

Oh we did that.

Well, not me.

But them lot did. There was face licking and everything.

Jeez Titsa thank god.

I mean a bit of girl on girl is one thing but leads and stuff well thats a bit extreme even for me.

Oh I'll just put the whips and chains back in the closet of kink and be right back. No pubescent in the dip tonight though ladies I spent hours trying to get that wiry bugger out my teeth.

I saw... I read it this morning after a wonderful night's sleep with rather kinky dreams... ;)

I've been cleaning the house like a woman possessed ready for Saturday... I am so excited...

Erm..what is cybersex? Exactly?

It's where he says 'i'm doing this' and you say 'i'm doing that' and well, then you do what you have to do. You know.

In my understanding.

So I missed posting on the thread and was dead chuffed to see it had started up again, but I posted on the other one started by gster.
So everyone missed my matchmaking post for Sarah and gster.
I have great expectations of this.
Please don't let me down.

Woah there Lady! (Ooh I'm back on the estate!) Gsters mine! Sarah and I mud wrestled for him, and i have to say, she put in a poor performance.
I don't think he realises this yet though..

where the fuck is the deer? Thats what i want to know. Probably cowering traumatised in the corner somewhere poor poppet

Where is old gster, anyway? Smiting something with his big thunderbolt!

On account of him being a God, a la last thread.

Last I heard about the deer, ot had it's hoof stuck, and someone was advancing towards it withan axe.