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northernrock · 25/05/2011 17:35

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

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SarahStratton · 25/05/2011 20:48

Yay! Roll call time, where are the boys?

Psammead · 25/05/2011 20:49

I have linked to here from the other two threads.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 25/05/2011 20:49

I'll give you a throbbing member luvvie


Psammead · 25/05/2011 20:50

Who needsboys? Wink

FoofffyShmoofffer · 25/05/2011 20:50

Right I'm jumping in here from the get go. Missed the other until near the end then felt like the new girl at a lesbian orgy school. So watched pervy like from a corner.

Celibacyisnotforme · 25/05/2011 20:52

Tits - i like the sound of your Pleasure Pounder 3000... does it come with the extra cobweb-remover attachment?

Psammead · 25/05/2011 20:52

Do you think TLD and Gster will be too embarassed to join yet another kinky thread?

TitsalinaBumSquash · 25/05/2011 20:52

oh new blood :o

northernrock · 25/05/2011 20:52

Quote from Daily Mail "Is popular internet forum Mumsnet promoting lesbianism as an outlet for bored mothers?"

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TitsalinaBumSquash · 25/05/2011 20:55

stupid iPhone.

And celibacy, there will be no cobwebs when I'm finished with you!

SarahStratton · 25/05/2011 20:57

Very probably

Celibacyisnotforme · 25/05/2011 20:58

THAT'S what I like to hear! I've always been keen on a little girl-on-girl action... in fact, I may have had a drunken threesome once upon a time that was amazing...

Psammead · 25/05/2011 20:59

So, em, I mean, what was the update, celibacy?

Celibacyisnotforme · 25/05/2011 21:00

I had cybersex for the first time last night...

it was.....

such a stimulating conversation... Grin

Psammead · 25/05/2011 21:01

Oh we did that.

Well, not me.

But them lot did. There was face licking and everything.

FoofffyShmoofffer · 25/05/2011 21:01

Jeez Titsa thank god.

I mean a bit of girl on girl is one thing but leads and stuff well thats a bit extreme even for me.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 25/05/2011 21:03

Oh I'll just put the whips and chains back in the closet of kink and be right back. No pubescent in the dip tonight though ladies I spent hours trying to get that wiry bugger out my teeth.

Celibacyisnotforme · 25/05/2011 21:04

I saw... I read it this morning after a wonderful night's sleep with rather kinky dreams... ;)

I've been cleaning the house like a woman possessed ready for Saturday... I am so excited...

northernrock · 25/05/2011 21:04

Erm..what is cybersex? Exactly?

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Psammead · 25/05/2011 21:06

It's where he says 'i'm doing this' and you say 'i'm doing that' and well, then you do what you have to do. You know.

In my understanding.

LadyBeagleEyes · 25/05/2011 21:06

So I missed posting on the thread and was dead chuffed to see it had started up again, but I posted on the other one started by gster.
So everyone missed my matchmaking post for Sarah and gster.
I have great expectations of this.
Please don't let me down.

northernrock · 25/05/2011 21:07

Woah there Lady! (Ooh I'm back on the estate!) Gsters mine! Sarah and I mud wrestled for him, and i have to say, she put in a poor performance.
I don't think he realises this yet though..

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BrianAndHisBalls · 25/05/2011 21:07

where the fuck is the deer? Thats what i want to know. Probably cowering traumatised in the corner somewhere poor poppet Sad

Psammead · 25/05/2011 21:07

Where is old gster, anyway? Smiting something with his big thunderbolt!

On account of him being a God, a la last thread.

Psammead · 25/05/2011 21:08

Last I heard about the deer, ot had it's hoof stuck, and someone was advancing towards it withan axe.

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