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northernrock · 25/05/2011 17:35

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

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Psammead · 25/05/2011 21:32

And the bright orange gerbera.

Celibacyisnotforme · 25/05/2011 21:32

eeeeeexactly! I do fancy him! I fancy the pants off him! Grin
He's tall, ginger, has a stomach you could use as a cheeseboard,gorgeous and did I mention he thinks I'm stunning? It's a no-brainer! Wink

Psammead · 25/05/2011 21:33

Precis at 20:12:04

Celibacyisnotforme · 25/05/2011 21:34

I wish I could post a photo... but I got into trouble before... Sad he's so lovely I could eat him for breakfast... Grin

Thingumy · 25/05/2011 21:34

Oh post a photo,we won't tell...

AnyFucker · 25/05/2011 21:35

< puts sensible hat on for a moment >

no, don't post a pic, again, celi

Psammead · 25/05/2011 21:35

Nooo don't post a photo!

AnyFucker · 25/05/2011 21:37

< takes sensible hat off >

< moons >

Celibacyisnotforme · 25/05/2011 21:37

No I can't... it would be too naughty... and I'm saving my naughtiness for the weekend... I'm going to need it... Grin

Thingumy · 25/05/2011 21:37

I'm sure we can all imagine this ginger haired wonder

Celibacyisnotforme · 25/05/2011 21:40

I'm trying to think who he looks like...

BrianAndHisBalls · 25/05/2011 21:41

fuck me ive lost my mind, i thought this bloke was a different one, not old come face from the deer sanctuary Shock

im too old to get with the program Grin

northernrock · 25/05/2011 21:43

Personally I've never gone the Ginger way. Yes Brian, it's Old Come Face the Wonder Schlong. Keep up love.

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Thingumy · 25/05/2011 21:43

Wake up!

Celibacyisnotforme · 25/05/2011 21:44

Longer, floppier hair though...

Psammead · 25/05/2011 21:44

Night, swingers.

Be good.

FoofffyShmoofffer · 25/05/2011 21:45

Grin hereby now known as OCF or Old Come Face.

Celibacyisnotforme · 25/05/2011 21:45

Yeah I'm off too! Sweet dreams boys & girls!

LadyBeagleEyes · 25/05/2011 21:48

Did he wear the hat?
Don't like the ginger beard.

dorsetdumpling · 25/05/2011 21:53

Celibacy, is it one of the guys you linked to last week?

BrianAndHisBalls · 25/05/2011 22:01

buggers Grin

so about this back route business, is that strictly legal ?

bupcakesandcunting · 25/05/2011 22:09

Am back now

Is everyone going to bed? Is everyone all lezzed out? :(

AnyFucker · 25/05/2011 22:11

too much sexy time last night, methinks Smile

BrianAndHisBalls · 25/05/2011 22:15

not a whiff of lezzer action here buppy Sad

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