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northernrock · 25/05/2011 17:35

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

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TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:05

lol i would recommend it Grin

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:10

hmm, this thread is the most active in my "threads I'm on" list

I wonder why...

you lot have been busy while I have been saving lives all day long Smile

WillyBumBalls · 26/05/2011 18:12

:o Just saw this thread in active cono's and decided I must look!

You lot make me smile!

Psammead · 26/05/2011 18:15

Have a read, we've been confession our sins....

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:17

AF they all corrupted me!!!!

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:18

Psammead, I wouldn't say mine were sins...I enjoyed them too much Grin

Psammead · 26/05/2011 18:18

Evenstar is like our idol, now. She's done some interesting things!

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:24

Psammead haha, and I haven't even touched the tip of the iceberg Wink there is so much more I could tell you.

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:27

TLES, I doubt that very much indeed, you minx Smile

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 18:27

Lesbianism doesn't do it for me. Psammy and Buppy excluded obviously. I can't really 'get' what the attraction is.

Happy to listen and learn though.

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:28

I have said this before on here

I like boobs, they are fab...but the other bits ?... nah couldn't do it

if it was just boobing, that would be ok

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 18:32

Yes, boobs I get. I love mine and find other boobs fascinating. All jiggly and bouncy. But I can't get the fanny bits

Psammead · 26/05/2011 18:32

See AF it wouldn't work for us. I'm the opposite.

WillyBumBalls · 26/05/2011 18:33

ROFL @ Anyfucker's boobing :o

I have a few lesbian friend's but never quite got the gist (or should that be jizzed Wink) of what they get up to... all holes and nothing to put in them confuses me... I have led a rediculously dull life though :o

Psammead · 26/05/2011 18:34

I wouldn't be keen on getting too close to the fanny bits, you know, mouth wise, but there are other things to do.

Ok, I'm stopping before I get myself in trouble!

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 18:34

So you like the fanny bits, Psam. But not boobs?

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:34

AF Honestly I am a saucy good girl!!!

Sarah, Its wonderful thats the attraction

Psammead · 26/05/2011 18:35

No more comment!

WillyBumBalls · 26/05/2011 18:36

Psam you know you want too...

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:36

Oh dear I think this is my time to flee before I reveal too much lol

Honestly its not just about "putting something in the holes" its different, although there are double enders and strap ons to consider Grin

Psammead · 26/05/2011 18:37

I see your game, Lady! Give em just enough to keep em wanting more Grin

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:38

< has a lovely ikkle daydream about boobs >

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 18:38

TLES so do you use toys and stuff? Is there, errm, ^penetration> involved iyswim?

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:39

Psammead Noooooooo Wink

But really its more sensual than that - well for me anyway.

If I was horny and wanted something in a hole - ann summers is available....but that is a short fix solution. However if I was looking for sensual.....

WillyBumBalls · 26/05/2011 18:39

Well I feel very young and inexperienced now... am I the only person who has not experimented? lol

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