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northernrock · 25/05/2011 17:35

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

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TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:39

Sarah, it depends tbh. On the mood the person etc

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 18:40

Ah crossed posts.

Who else thinks Gster and TLD are lurking. One handed? Grin

Psammead · 26/05/2011 18:40

Yes, I think it's the sensual thing that appeals.

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:40

I am so innocent me, TLES, you are going to make me run screaming from this thread if you carry on

you have been watching too much porn, lady ! < frowns >

boobs are wholesome things, no secretions (usually) to worry about

I could put boobs on a butty, and eat 'em

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:41

and I am another who loves boobs.

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:41

AF I rarely watch porn its all personal experience knowledge from books.

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:42

gah

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:43

and errrrr why don't I believe you are innoent AF Wink

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:44

I am

I have my reputation as a disapproving, uptight, frigid, man-hating feminist to uphold, you know

< ahem >

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:45

'cos feminists don't like sex with men, do they ?

and they don't joke either, about boobs, or in fact about anything

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:46

< steps off soapbox >

< moons >

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:46

AF and I am innocent as well..... I have never had bum sex so I am innocent!!!

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 18:46

I believe AF. I'm innocent too, I can just talk the talk, as I said earlier. Although I am quite curious. Not secretion type curious though

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:46

tut tut stop mooning!!

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:47

just giving it some air !

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:47

haha Sarah.

Honestly though - and think about this. Who knows what a woman wants more than another woman?

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 18:48

I am not mooning

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 18:49

A well taught man Grin

Now. Where to find one. Hmm

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 18:49

sarah...if you and I ever go to a mutual MN meet-up, we shall go round the back of the bike sheds, feel each other's boobs up and then can say with confidence we have "experimented"

ok ?

no need to be scared, I won't try anything else on

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 18:51

Me either. That is a deal

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:51

I dont think I will ever attend a mutual meet up now!

You'd all run away from me!

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 18:52

Sarah, trust me even a well taught man doesn't do it as well or as sensually as a woman

FellatioNelson · 26/05/2011 18:52

Ah, well I'm glad you mentioned that because I am going to try and force the lovely Chaos to meet up with me, and any other hangers-on with nothing better to do, some time this summer before the schools break up. I've even threatend to travel further than London Town if necessary. We could pick somewhere with bikesheds if you ask nicely...

northernrock · 26/05/2011 18:53

AF-I thought you were a gay!

I actually have never done the L and L, and I don't particularly want to, but the idea of going down on a (fit) woman does not repel me at all.
Maybe after all this time, I would pretty much say yes to any kind of action!

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Psammead · 26/05/2011 18:53

Ooh, stop it Evenstar

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