Noooo!

[northernrock]

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

I thought the L&L (as we're calling it here) was something we all did when we were younger.

Although when I mentioned it in passing to a new BF, he almost crashed the car

OK.

Bumsex.

Ahem.

We're talking when DH and I were first together, we were still in that stage where we'd go out, come back steaming drunk and have sexy times instead of passing out, a dribbling mess on the bed. One particular night, we came back absolutely blotto and we got amorous. One of us, don't know which, suggested bumsex, despite the fact we'd always been a bit eugh about it. So I, ahem, positioned myself and awaited DH to make his move. THEN he clumsily stuck it in about half a millimetre. In shock, I screamed, cannoned forward, headfirst into the headboard and knocked myself out cold.

Worst thing is, I was living at home then so fuck knows what my mum thought was going on :(

DW used to reveal her secrets to me on the bus! .

bupcakes that is quality. I take it you didn't bother to try again, another time?

I never did it.

I had one bf who was obsessed with it. I thought it was just the kind of thing that men liked, but no-one really did.

I haven't lived!!

I mean L&L, not bumsex

I have a couple of female friends who love it, one prefers it to vaginal sex. They seemed surprised that I'm not into it.

We have never tried it again. It's a running joke in our relationship, though. Example: birthday coming up of one of us, the birthday person will say "it's my birthday tomorrow, you know what that means? BUMSEX" "What you getting me for christmas?" "Perfume, book, chocolates and.... BUMSEX"

I like the sound of your house, Bups!

I do tend to value things in terms of how many bjs I could get. "Oh good, you got yourself some new dresses, you need them. Surely that warrants at LEAST a bj". Poor DW has resorted to a blank "yeah", meaning "whatever".

Am I more adventurous if I add that my experimenting involved pretty much everything, not just a quick fumble down their trousers?

No? Oh, I was hoping for more perv points.

Ta Bupcakes

TLD, I really do think the problem may lie in your "seduction" technique...
If I had a DH following me around plaintively asking for BJ's, I would probably "whatever" too.
Here's a tip: What makes me want to rip a man's clothes off is if he is tres distracted doing something else e.g playing his guitar or fixing something.
If I try and get his attention and he looks at me vaguely, then goes back to concentrating on what he is doing (e.g ignoring me) it makes me have to have him and I will resort to dirty tricks.
But not Bumsex. Never that.

I used to bargain with DH for stuff. "Look, I've seen a pair of shoes, hundred quid. A BJ says you'll go halves." DH was all "Whoo-hoo!" It happened a few times then DH said "You're like a less bad prostitute"

He was right though :(

northernrock, my "seduction" is all in jest. I know the reasons for our drought and continue to work at them every day, not just for nookie but to repair the damage I have done to our marriage by taking her for granted (among other things). We are happier than we've been in a long while, which is a big step in the right direction.
It's not her fault that I'm a walking hardon .

Oh bupcakes, DW has tricked me like that. "I've just done this, but I'll give you a bj". Still waiting...

Ok TLD, only you can really know. I just really want you to get some!(Someone has to)

Haha thanks northern. I want you to get some too, and anyone who isn't.
That sounds like a campaign slogan, "can I get some, yes I can?"

Right, I'm off home to knock one out have my dinner. I'll check up on this later. I may have decided to buy a fleshlight for "research" purposes by then!

I just misread that as "knock one out over my dinner." I was wondering what haging round with this lot had reduced you to.

Haha, no I don't fancy that kind of sauce on my chips.

Also misread

Psammead, the first time I tried it was with a friend we were both drunk curious and tbh it wasn't that good.

More recent experiences have been much more exciting interesting. And although with friends, they have been lesbians as opposed to my best friend .

The only thing I regret not doing before I got hitched was a lizbian fling :(

I'd be curious, too, I think

Not sure I would ever go through with it though!

I think I would go through with it but I bet I'd pussy out.

HA HA pussy out.