Noooo!

[northernrock]

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

Maybe I'll just power up my 13" tonsil tickler...

Beware the Lonely Vagina? Blimey is it like a horror film where it will jump out from behind a bus stop?

Nowt wrong with coy, much better than too forthcoming (so to speak).

I really should not be reading this at work, but it so addicitive...

NothernRock, you sound like you'er married to my exDH, twice a year if I was lucky, once on my birthday (that was my present) and at Valentines if I managed to get him to that nice level of suggestive drunk

God I sounds like some dodgey predetor

Bye Gster!

Lather, frustrated men seem like predators. Frustrated women seem more normal.

OK, I have a couple of jokes (not very good), one is in poor taste. Who fancies them?

go on then...

@ TLD - thanks for not pointing out I used to be a sex starved freak :)

northern, I am lucky with DW though. Being frustrated around her is like a child let loose in a sweet shop. I try and try to restrain myself but sometimes can't help the odd jokey comment, little squeeze, or you know sometimes just plain beg! . She ALWAYS smiles and says she's glad I still think of her like that.

I got a sweater for Christmas. Shame as I asked for a moaner or a screamer.

What does Roy Walker say when he's shagging his sister?
It's good but it's not right.

Sorry.

lol - like the first one, being a dodgey foreigner I don't have the context for the second.

Oh God TLD, don't beg!! (It's not a turn on..)
Do you do your share of the housework? Sometimes women go off sex when they are always the ones cleaning the toilet. Just trying to help.

Wow, your ex sounds odd Lather! (I however am single hence my appalling dry spell)

northern I do all the housework. DW works long hours and is knackered most of the time, not in the mood the rest. I do understand and I'm not demanding. Doesn't take the edge off though

Nothing wrong with a bit of male begging.

Not on my knees begging. Occasionally I'll go "oh go on, you know you want to, you'll love it I promise" . Knowing full well that, due to the length or abstinence, I'll probably go off like a champagne cork before I've even got my drawers off. Win, win for her I think.

@ Northern I think he was shagged out as he was doing his PA, receptionist and trying it on with my best mate.
not that I knew at the time of course

Surely being single makes fixing a dry spell that much easier?

@ TLD - begging can work in the right context

I bet Miss Whiplash (Sarah) gets 'em begging.

:) sounds like she has a way with all things leather

I'm sure she's a proper dominatrix that one.

I'm so not into S&M.

Yeah Lather, it's not that hard to find sex on the internet I suppose (right celibacy?). It's just all really icky..

Oh bugger, back to work. Don't start the next orgy without me

Have you dabbled northern?

I have no interest in extra curricular, you'll be pleased to hear.

I must admit, I had good and bad experiences with it (which is why I originally followed this thread)

I think once you whittle out the bad, perverts and teenagers you get a handful of half decent guys.

Are there any left after the bad, married, perverts and teenagers are gone?
Can't believe OPs first responder was talking about fisting and weirdiness so soon.

Northern, I'll save you a seat.