Noooo!

[northernrock]

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

Gster yeah those are scary, the guys who own them are worse. They often think they are in a real relationship!!

Northern, she wasn't being off with me. She felt sorry for me going without for so long so suggested it as she has them (though she never uses them so chucked them out).

Comparing men's and women's toys, to me, is a strange one. the fleshlight type thing seems a bit rough and lacking finesse. Women's toys can be used in different ways and also slow or rough depending on mood. Blokes ones are just a bit "sledgehammer to crack a nut", for me.

Wow! Thanks guys. This is most educational!
So..if I call my rabbit Bad Bob and talk to him afterwards, is that sad???

I dunno Tech. Not sure how much finess Bad Bob has...and he only gets used one way!

Arf @ 'bad bob' !!!

Better than dirty dicky, I guess

as long as you don't take him out for a candlelit supper northern...

Does bad bob only get used when you're in the mood for his particular talents?

TMI, sorry, but I don't tend to just bash away the same way each time. The old plastic fanny only seems to offer that one way quick bash. Depending on my mood, I like to do it differently each time. Seriously not turning this into a wank technique thread, sorry!!

Hang on...tech, did you mean that DW actually owned a rubber vag? And offered you the use of it?
I love the interweb!

x-posted. Yes, when I am in the mood. About once a day

Yes, this guy who went on holiday with his ( in Australia ) was driving around in a small grubby van. It just looked a bit disturbing however harmless he might have been. And he was really describing his doll as if she was real. What she'd been up to, what she'd said etc/ . And boy oh boy did he have an extensive wardrobe for her.

But if I was into 'toys' I think I'd prefer a full sized hyper real doll than a lonely vagina.

Once a day?? You must be keeping duracell in business!

Actually I get cheap batteries from Netto
They do seem to run down quite quickly. Is once a day not normal??

Ha ha! Lonely Vagina!

It's normal for you! I think normal is a huge range.

No no she doesnt have a rubber vag. she had rabbits and stuff but never used them. When she chucked them, I thought that it was a bit like she was chucking her sex drive out, stupidly.

I didn't mean how often, more like (getting a bit personal sorry), do you always use it the same way? It's not always a pound away job, is it? sometimes you do and sometimes i daresay you're a bit gentler.

I should shut up!

Even though I'm bored with it, I'm usually a once a day person too. More if it's a particularly bad day!

I guess. But then I have only had sex 8 times in the last 4 and a half years (and counting).
It's a wonder I haven't killed somebody yet

I don't think there's such a difference between men and women in that respect. I don't really use toys, but generally sometimes I feel like one thing, sometimes another.

Ooh Tech! I can't discuss my wanking techniques on t'internet!(Only my poorly sex life!)

northern... yes when ever i see a picture of one ( rarely ! ) my first though is some crazed vagina obsessed killer has chopped someone up. Sorry that's not a nice thought I know.

Where as I'm sure as soon as you ladies see some 12" vibrating wanger your're off.

Wanking techniques now?

I prefered comefaces storiesexperience...

Ho hum.

Northern, sorry I really wasn't asking for your techniques. I was trying to explain what I meant by finesse. Think I failed .

Well in the last 4 years I've had sex about once a year. Last time was a drunken session before xmas but had been almost 9 months before that and a good 6 months before that. How I didn't take her head off, I'll never know.

I knew what you meant TLD. I was being (belatedly) coy.
Think you should spike DW's tea with testosterone!

Well come on then Thingumy, tell us a story. Include comefaces.

right off to pick dd up from nursery. make sure you all clean up when you've finished. i'll check in later.....

Bye Ginster. Beware the Lonely Vagina