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He's being a prick isn't he?

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bupcakesandcunting · 10/05/2011 20:55

The inspector is coming to inspect Bendam Dicks. Thomas wants the inspector to see how useful he and the other trucks are so he takes all of the trucks from the quarry to do jobs so that the inspector thinks that they are all busy-busy. Then the inspector and the fat controller get angry when there are no trucks at the quarry so old fatty fusspot has to Have Words with Thomas, who wheeshes away sadly.

Why can't the little div just do what he is told instead of trying to arse kiss fat controller by doing extra work? The irritating little dickhead.

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bupcakesandcunting · 10/05/2011 20:59

BRENDAM DOCKS

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MittzyTheMinx · 10/05/2011 20:59

at (possible) misspelling.... All the members standing to attention for their inspection. Grin

icooksocks · 10/05/2011 20:59

Bendam Dicks?? Do you mean Brendam Docks.

LordOfTheFlies · 10/05/2011 21:00

Bupcakes do you mean docks? Unless Thomas the Tank Engine has changed since DS watched it?Confused

bupcakesandcunting · 10/05/2011 21:00

Yes I meant Brendam Dicks sorry

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bupcakesandcunting · 10/05/2011 21:01

DOCKS ffs!

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thelittlefriend · 10/05/2011 21:02

hmmm, too much Wine and watching Thomas makes a person go crazy

MittzyTheMinx · 10/05/2011 21:02

something on your mind bupcakes? Grin

Jonnyfan · 10/05/2011 21:02

Confused..Confused

thelittlefriend · 10/05/2011 21:02

ha ha write Dicks again, go on!!!

bupcakesandcunting · 10/05/2011 21:03

It's been a while, Mittzy.

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Jonnyfan · 10/05/2011 21:03

Bendam Cocks?

thisisyesterday · 10/05/2011 21:05

hhahaha iam actually laughing OUT LOUD at this. seriously

either bupcakes has somethiing on her mind.... or she's using her phone, and we must wonder why it auto-corrects to dicks... hmmm Wink

bupcakesandcunting · 10/05/2011 21:05

Ha ha yes I said dicks.

Now concentrate on the matter in hand. Thomas: prick or not.

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thisisyesterday · 10/05/2011 21:06

Brendam Penis

thisisyesterday · 10/05/2011 21:06

snort @ Thomas prick or not.

I don't think trains can reproduce bupcakes... but if that's what floats your boat

bupcakesandcunting · 10/05/2011 21:06

I'm using my phone and i is next to o and I have fat bratwurst fingers :(

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thisisyesterday · 10/05/2011 21:07

i just read it all again and it's STILL funny

strawberrymewmew · 10/05/2011 21:08

Wow, that made me and DP laugh out loud! :)

DialsMavis · 10/05/2011 21:09

Thomas is an obsequious little cunt

MinnieBar · 10/05/2011 21:09

My iPhone doesn't autocorrect 'docks' to 'dicks'? but I'm not terribly surprised that Bupcake's does Wink

Oh, and Thomas is always a dick.

thelittlefriend · 10/05/2011 21:11

Thomas = sniveling dick

bupcakesandcunting · 10/05/2011 21:12

James is also a prick. Snivelling little gobshite.

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Ninxy · 10/05/2011 21:13

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JaxTellersOldLady · 10/05/2011 21:14

Oh that made me laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes.

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