He's being a prick isn't he?

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The inspector is coming to inspect Bendam Dicks. Thomas wants the inspector to see how useful he and the other trucks are so he takes all of the trucks from the quarry to do jobs so that the inspector thinks that they are all busy-busy. Then the inspector and the fat controller get angry when there are no trucks at the quarry so old fatty fusspot has to Have Words with Thomas, who wheeshes away sadly.

Why can't the little div just do what he is told instead of trying to arse kiss fat controller by doing extra work? The irritating little dickhead.

I've just been looking at my dd's "Thomas' Friends" poster (who needs a life) and there are a couple of ard looking engines called Duncan & Dennis who look like they'd smash Thomas and James off the track & chug off laughing.

mavis, my words exactly. thomas is an obsequious cunt. DS has a toy thomas that says annoying things in an annoying Scouse accent, presumably Ringo's. Apologies to any Scousers. I have removed the batteries.

thomas is a suck ass..plain and simple!! He gets right on my tits, but your original post has put a new spin on thomas and friends for me, i'll never be able to watch it again with DS without thinking of Bendam Dicks

Duncan's off the narrow gague railway though, so probably smaller than he looks, and Dennis, is apparently a lazy shite who probably couldn't be arsed to smash up Thomas and James

Donald 'n' Douglas might be quite 'ard though.....?

It's the fat fucking controller that is a twat. The reason all the engines are up his arse is because if they aren't "very useful engines" he will send them off to the scrapyard! He once bricked Henry up in a tunnel for years! Evil, evil man.

Aw- the Thomas stories narrated by Johnny Morris were fantastic... but yes, Thomas is an annoying little git.

But Donald 'n' Douglas look like a right pair of wallys on this poster. Have just notice 'Arry and Bert though who look pretty mean

FGS I'm eating soup here. Will come back later to finish spit-free reading.

I think one day they will all crack and mow the FC down...

erm Michael Angealis narrates Thomas. Ringo only did the first series as he was losing the will to live.

Find the back covers of the books useful if you're stuck for baby names.. Skarloey anyone?

Dunno, D&D learned the ropes on the Highland Railway you know. Good with a snowplough

Can't believe I am typing this...

I couldn't name one other engine other than Thomas. DD had about 298 DVDs of him and his fucking adventures in made up land.
ghastly things, she did cry when she found out I'd given the to the school for wet playtime.
Angelina Ballerina was equally dire. Particularly if you got the language selection wrong and watched/heard it in Thai.

bluesatinsash your post really made my laugh. I suggested Skarloey to my dp as a baby name the other night cos of the back of the Thomas books!

DS2 has an engine called "Iron Bert" who looks fucking hard -he has a menacing grin and stubble (seriously). Percy is cute. Gordon is a patronising arsehole. Being big doesn't make you clever. Has anyone seen the "boulder" epsiode? Scares the pants off me.

Thomas?
Angelina Ballerina?
Ha!
Try fecking bastarding twating balamory....

Barney the fucking purple dinosaur. Oh how I hated that fat smug twat.

Becaroooo You have my sympathy - I endured years of balamory with my older 2. i have absolutely refused to let DS2 watch it. Oh no, have started to have flashbacks about Archie and his kilt again. The only thing worse is the Fecking Tweenies.

Thomas is an annoying little twat. I also hate the tweenies, particularly bossy bella. And postman pat gets on my nerves as well. Everyone always congratulates him on saving the day when it was his fuck up in the first place. He is totally incompetent and should have been fired ages ago. Oh and also, how many children does he have? There's several red haired children in the village. I think he has been delivering more than just letters.

I thought my balamory woes were over...but no...ds2 LOVES it...sob!

I second the Tweenies too, and I will throw in Mr fecking Maker

Thomas is a prick but not as much as those bloody waybuloo thingys (what the hell are they exactly?)

Percy is an obsequious little shit.

And Thomas needs to die. My bloody father bought DS1 the DVD of Misty Island Rescue, and the engines Bash, Dash and Ferdinand. DS1 has not stopped gassing on about them since. I suspect that one day very soon, on hearing the phrase 'jobi wood' for the one millionth time, I will snap, scream with rage and chuck it all out of the fucking window.

And breeeathe.

Also am genuinely worried that DS1 is going to bore the tits off his little friends. He comes home from nursery every single day telling me how his two best friends have been shunting trucks on Misty Island with him. Only consolation is, since none of them are 4 yet, they probably thought they were playing something quite different...

Luckily, DS is past his Thomas phase. I am happy about this as Sodor depresses me greatly. It's a shitty place and anyone holidaying there needs their fucking head read. I hate the whole thing. Shitsticks.

Bupcake, I dream of the day my DS grows out of his Thomas phase.
When we go to the park he insists on pretending to be Diesel 10, and runs round with his arm sticking out in front (in the Pinchy stylee), and I have to trot along behind him pretending to be a truck .
Sometimes I tell him that I am Dennis the lazy engine, and I sit on the park bench, dreaming of dropping a bomb on Sodor.

Everytime we read Thomas books, my DS asks why he's got a car? Why doesn't he use the train. "Good Question" DS...