He's being a prick isn't he?

[bupcakesandcunting]

The inspector is coming to inspect Bendam Dicks. Thomas wants the inspector to see how useful he and the other trucks are so he takes all of the trucks from the quarry to do jobs so that the inspector thinks that they are all busy-busy. Then the inspector and the fat controller get angry when there are no trucks at the quarry so old fatty fusspot has to Have Words with Thomas, who wheeshes away sadly.

Why can't the little div just do what he is told instead of trying to arse kiss fat controller by doing extra work? The irritating little dickhead.

Also he needs to stop taking shit off the fat controller. He needs to learn to blag his way out of trouble instead of wheeshing off like a wet blouse. He needs to assert himself a bit more. He's pathetic.

"wheeshing off like a wet blouse"

love it

anyone else wondering why bupcakes is reading/watching Thomas at 9pm anyway??

apart from all the dicks and pricks of course

so, who's the hardest nut in Sodar?

thomas can't just do what he's told cos it's an analogy for capitalism, ie we all have to do our little job, be the little cog in the machine, and if we overreach ourselves we potentially jolt the system and so have to get shot down in flames. it's thomas's job to show us what irritating little dickheads the crapitalist machine makes us.
rev whatshisface who wrote it all = TOTAL twat.

Proper chuckling out loud from Pidj's nest!!

G'wan then, which one would you do?? That Gordon's alright, hard and throbbing...

I had a whole AIBU about Thomas being a big blue bell-end.

Some people (a minority, but still) DISAGREED! How?! He's an utter knob!

(Although, he's kind of grown on me since then with the addition of much rationing)

Thomas will never grow on me. He's like the office prick, who when everyone clocks him come into the office they all stop gossiping by their desks and scurry off to their desks.

This has me laughing, so funny

Thomas is a bit of a knob.

How am I going to read ds' thomas books without giggling now???

I always liked Percy, he's can be an antagonistic little fucker but at least he's feisty.

James is so fucking full of himself, the great preening ponce. Gordon I quite like but only because I like doing his posh voice when I read the stories.

And Thomas, for example, is a twat.

James is definitely the worst. Do you think the carriages Annie and Clarabel are an item or sisters?

I loathe and detest Thomas, creeping little suck-up.

Toby. Now there's an engine....

Not sure but there's definitely some sort of weird love triangle going on with them and thomas.

Percy is my favourite too. Speaks before he thinks, gobby little shite, he's great!

Oh yeah Toby's alright. And Edward. But if we're sticking with the capitalist / communist allegory theory then Edward is definitely the downtrodden proletariat worker who works hard and 'knows his place'.

I think he has small engine syndrome.

And I bet he can't satisfy his lady-engine friend.

I've never thought of the capitalism analogy angle. I hate it even more now.

There is definately a major "learn your place scum" angle.

Poor Henry bricked up in the tunnel...

Harold is rather dashing!

Reading the first line of the OP, I thought it was going to be the joke which ends with the punchline "So you're telling me you don't have a Wankbreak working there?" "No, we have a teabreak like everyone else!"

Thelittlefriend, Diesel 10 is the hard nut in Sodor. Thomas is just a crawly-bum-lick.

Toby is a sweetheart.

Will agree that Diesel 10 is the cock of sodor.

:o

I will never be able to watch Thomas without laughing now, thanks :o

Gordan pisses me off, I do not like the shape of his face IYKWIM

I quite like percy, he is some what pure

FFS what am I typing

Devious the Diesel was the hardnut of Sodor then Diesel 10 rocked up and everyone shat their pnats.

Gordon is a blithering, cantankeous fuckwit who needs to be forced into early retirement. Everyone only puts up with him because he's old and that's a bit patronising, really.