to be scared by the thought of mumsnet spreadsheets?

[NotaMopsa]

I have spoken some crap in my time on here

Will I be blacklisted on a million MNetters computers and doomed to be 'threadkill' for all eternity??

Who has these things?

yanbu, however, it is perhaps easir to get your head round it.

I reckon if I am worthy enough to be on there I am probably the wierd girl in the corner that doesn't talk much but who makes a tit of herself when she does say anything.

me

Paranoia eh noamopsa?

(someone had to say it )

WTF! I've never heard of those!

Maybe I should start, I can barely remember my own name let alone other mumsnetters and their posts. That is probably why I never spot trolls and always seem to miss the best threads even though I seem to be on mumsnet loads. I read that troll thread thinking, 'don't remember her, don't remember him, don't remember that, was that a troll?'

I cannot remember who I have fallen out with or sometimes who my friends are

I USED to know but these days all the old timers have name changed... Maybe i need a copy of someones spreadsheet with name changes on it but with any crucial bits deleted !!!!

If you've been embedded in a thread with someone you might notice their MN name if it crops up again.

Some I might remember because they're consistently funny or kind.

I don't do it on purpose, but I like looking at the names trying to work out WhyTF a poster chose it and quite a few just stick (Who can forget Crapbag or AyeRobot ).

I need one. I have a shite memory, can never spot a troll and can never remember who's pissed me off (probably best really!).

Mine has macros and everything.

but how do y'all work out name changes?

pah! spreadsheets don't cut it. I have a datatbase

is this thread off the back of the one just deleted??

err no just on mumsnet for first time today

The people that have spreadsheets/databases....are you always this organised/obsessive or is it just a MN thing

oh do let us know what happen Ilovetiffany. Been looking and it's gone!

Spreadsheets, troll thread, databases?

[cgrin]

I don't have a spreadsheet...just post it notes stuck on my monitor

I can't tell whether you're taking the piss or not bethel, but I don't think people really do have spreadsheets, it's just a joke.

Well, I thought it was. I suppose there might be someone who's that way inclined, but anyone who has time to work out who's who on an anonymous forum where namechangers and not giving specific info is rife, would be one big time saddo.

I'm sure there will be someone out there...maybe hoping to stake their claim as MN's no1 trollcatcher!!

I'm quite sure noone would ever admit to it, but if they have please PM me lol!

catherinemumsnet came on to say it was going to be deleted.....nothing else had been said,but poster under suspician was cleared of money thing.

but the weird part was the poster who knew about/seemed to be,extended.

One of the things I love about this forum is that there are so many people that I never remember anyone. I can wholeheartedly disagree with a poster on one thread, and completely agree with them on another (which I would do anyway, but on here I'm oblivious)

Can please someone tell me what the FUCK is going on?

Who is being outed as troll?

Ta very muchly

YABU- you only have to be scared if you've something to hide Mopsa...

that said... you were a very norty girl on at least one occasion weren't you?

yes,reality spotted me in a namechange instantly and pm'd me to tell me!!

she seriously does have a spreadsheet....is it pinned to the wall reality??

I personally would love to start a 'who is on your shitlist' thread but am too scared and cowardly.