The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread No. 4

[Teaandcakeplease]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from CheerfulYank, gomummy, tired mum, Elmo, AF, HE, Cheesey and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up!

wish i had a magic wand gomummy to send the sunshine over to you x

Ooo snacks yummy

I am not looking forward to after visiting hours, it gets a tad boring, s'pose i will have to come on mn

Gomummy sorry to hear the weather is still crappy, its just chilly here, with a few spots of rain

I seem to be struggling to keep up at the moment on here, so apologies for the selfish post but hello I am alive

Quite a nice day here, went and spent the world book day £1 voucher this morning with DD and DS in tow. A few tantrums from DD as nursery is still making her mega tired by the weekend, so she had a nap today and was more than ready for bed by 7pm too. Total silence next door. She needs a nap at the weekend to catch up after nursery all week, bless her. I left her in the bath for a moment whilst dressing Jacob and tidying up a little. She's so good and as the bathroom is right by the living room I can hear everything in my little flat. What I didn't hear was her taking my Christmas present from my SIL (Avon foot scrub) and squeezing it all out into the bath That'll teach me

DS did a huge poo in the bath and I had to drain it and fill it again, and then when he got out of the bath he did another one on the sly and laid it on his bus toy and kept pushing the bus around. He really is one gross boy. Sometimes I feel I cannot turn my back for a moment from either of them right now

Valium it's a huge house with 2 stair cases, enormous basment with multiple rooms down there, 3 ways out to the back garden etc. The whole house is one big hazard to my boy who is a massive mischief maker. I'm more concerned about him sneaking out of his room at night, trying to find me and falling down the massive main staircase iyswim? I've bought a monitor on ebay now that can go 300m between units and I can talk through my unit to them without going upstairs to them That'll save those long trips up and down to them. I just wouldn't hear them downstairs and DS right now at just turned 2 and just moved to a bed is a jack in the box at night and very cheeky.

Oh dear DD is crying I better go

Heres a tea

Lol at ds Wait until he discovers gross things like worms etc
Is he sleeping better for you ?

DD wanted some calpol

DS also doesn't settle easily for bed in a different place to home as well so it's not going to be easy. FIL says he'll buy a stairgate too.

Yes but I know it's all going to regress when I go to Scotland.

Hopefully the change in the air might help them sleep better , does FIL live in the countryside ?

Montrose, close enough to country. Kids will be way too excited to sleep I reckon.

Poo on a bus made me

Made me aswell candle, dont our kids do lovely things

I didnt manage to use the book token yet tea, not sure when it runs out

Hello! :)

Just been to see Gnomeo and Juliet - hilarious!!!

Such a beautiful day here today - dh is gardening, ds is scrubbing his football boots and I am on mumsnet doing housework !

Hi

Sounds like your having a nice day valium
the weather is lovely here too [long may it last]

How are you today Tiredmum ? hope your taking it easy
Best of luck for tomorrow xx

Just relaxing at the mo elmo watching liverpool play

Today is going to quick lol, the mil just dropped the moses basket and car seat up, but forgot the steriliser doh, dh will pick it up later, then he will only need to get the pram from hers before i come home, sounds manic still

Hope you managed to do your housework valium in between mumsnetting that is

Ooooh its getting exciting now

Valium and Elmo with your nice weather! We have just been dumped with mega snow again. We've now had more snow this week than we've had all winter, and that's saying something! It is quite spectacular if you don't need to go on the roads!

Thinking of you Tiredmum, v. excited for you!

Hiya gomummy its 6.10pm here what time is it there ?

Hiya Elmo! It's 1:30pm now. I will have to get up early tomorrow so that we can huddle together with excitement awaiting Tiredmum's news!

ill cook breakfast for the bench & we can camp
out here until we get news.

No dont panic, you & buba will be fine, the very best of
luck for tomorrow xxx

DD is burning up with a temp of 39.9 looks like
ill have to take her back to the doctor tomorrow

I'm so excited, I can't stand it! I have to go to stupid work tomorrow so I can't huddle by the computer as I would like. :( :( I'm SO EXCITED!

Gomummy it's snowing here too. Pah!

:( Elmo, poor DD. Wasn't she on ABs just recently?

Cheerful can you get on a computer before work in the morning? We're so far behind on the clock that Tiredmum may have news by then! (No pressure or anything Tiredmum!)

No panic Tiredmum, just calm happy thoughts, know lots of good wishes are coming your way!

Thanks elmo, aw cheerful will you get on here before you go to work, are you the same time difference as gomummy?

Oh elmo your poor dd, now i will be worried about that i hope the doc sees her and gets her better, have you given her any medecine yet?