I want to sit in front of a fire of apple logs, wearing only a Dark Blue towel.
I want a rosy-cheeked face which I have to tone down with green foundation, instead of looking like a corpse unless I put on loads of blusher.
I want to drink three quarters of a bottle of Moet before doing ANYTHING. (Including: getting up in the morning or taking an important exam.)
I want an Absolutely Filthy Mini instead of a people carrier.
I want DH to do thumb exercises so that the ball of his thumb becomes pudgy because apparently that's sexy or something .
I want to lose loads and loads of weight every time I am a bit sad about something, so that everyone who thought I was a minger before is suddenly struck by my beauty, instead of eating cakes to cheer myself up and getting fatter.
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to be bored with myself and to want to become a Jilly Cooper character for the winter?
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BalloonSlayer · 13/10/2010 12:32
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