Which slebs make your teeth itch?

[Bleh]

Generally, the level to which they make my teeth itch is directly proportional to their level of uselessness.
I cannot stand:

• Sienna Miller. I cannot STAND the woman. I was barely able to recognise her for years, as she just seems to look like all other simpering blonde starlets
• Mylene Klass. I very nearly stopped using M&S for currency exchange once they stuck her gurning face on the envelope you get your money in
• Katie Price
• Kerry Katona
• Other Big Brother nonentities (though fortunately these are disappearing).

Kelly Osborne and her brother whatever his name is
Geldof girls
Callum Best
Tess Daly
Holly Willoughby
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond

Yes, what does Callum Best do? If I were the kind of bloke who went round smacking people (which I'm not), I'd want to lamp him one just for, well, existing.

Kelly Brook - yes I know she is stunningly gorgeous and yes, I am extremely jealous but she is possibly the most vacuous woman on the planet.

Kelly Brook really does have nothing to say, doesn't she? Bless her.

Calum Best is just a complete waste of space. Those sleb kids are usually wasters, though, aren't they? Rod Stewart's vacuous Californian daughter, the one who had the reality show to, like, find herself, like, a totally awesome flatmate.

Claire Sweeney - I remember when she came out of the Big Brother house and literally pushed her mother out of the way of the camera.
Kelly Brook is hugely annoying.
Jennifer Ellison - scouse, and annoying.
Kym Marsh - I remember watching Popstars and she was such a wannabe, and a right cow with it.

It's a blessing in disguise that Kelly Brook isn't overburdened with personality. Think what power she would wield if she was as stunning as that and smart/witty/driven!

Absolutely cyteen I can console myself with the fact that she's as thick as pudding whilst dh drools every time she's on the tv

I find Louis Walsh massively irritating as well

Have a look at OK magazine's bumper issue and remind yourself of that twat of all twats Darren Day. There is a photo spread in there that is such a parade of self-delusion that I nearly wept. I only bought it because I was conned by the cover that led me to believe that Katie Price had ditched Alex and was with that married horsey bloke. THAT "Riders" photo spread also defies belief. I am hanging my head in shame that I fell for the old "misleading" cover con. I feel such an idiot but feel better for getting it off my chest

Is Darren Day still going? I always think of him as some mid-90s aberration like Alcopops, Robson & Jerome, tamagotchis and those stupid small rucksacks.

Unfortunately, UnquietDad, according to OK anyway, he is still going. But he really should be put out of his misery - the photo spread is ghastly.

lol @ stupid small rucksacks I had a silver one AND a black shiny one, they were my rave sacks

I wonder what chat-up lines Day uses? "Hey babe, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me, I had a Number 62 album in 1998."

(That's true, I just looked him up.)

'Hey sweetheart, have you ever had a short, meaningless engagement? Would you like one?'

ajamore, I think you're very brave to admit to actually buying OK, rather than 'justhappeningtonoticeacopyinthedoctor'swaitingroom'

Well y'know Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa, honestys the best policy and all that (unless you're Katie Price or Darren Day that is )

Pearl Lowe
A Perfect example of WTF!

Micheal Winner - the interview with him in the Times today did not improve my impression of him!

And those fucking ads!!

Agreed zanz1bar, yet another example of her tireless effort to bore the world with her existance is on the thread where she is selling her house. zzzzz.

Really WAGs and any celeb offspring who thinks the world owes them a living because of their opportune births.