Which slebs make your teeth itch?

[Bleh]

Generally, the level to which they make my teeth itch is directly proportional to their level of uselessness.
I cannot stand:

• Sienna Miller. I cannot STAND the woman. I was barely able to recognise her for years, as she just seems to look like all other simpering blonde starlets
• Mylene Klass. I very nearly stopped using M&S for currency exchange once they stuck her gurning face on the envelope you get your money in
• Katie Price
• Kerry Katona
• Other Big Brother nonentities (though fortunately these are disappearing).

Definitely Icky Gervais He is the very definition of talentless twat. And he makes all my skin want to crawl off my body and hide in the corner.

Oooh yes and Chris Moyles. And Jonathon Ross - I want to shout at the telly 'ffs shut up and let your guests talk you slimy pervert'.

Any old git who leaves his long-suffering wife for a girl roughly the age of his eldest DD.

Ronnie Wood, Mel Gibson and any of their ilk. Oh and the untalented hanger-ons who pretend they aren't with them cos they're rich and famous.

Sad sad sad.

Gordon Ramsay.

Tim Westwood.

Russell Brand

Oh Gordon Ramsay definitely.

I like Russell Brand - he's great in that Sarah Marshall film

Oh, yes, Mel Gibon's golddigger on Lorraine yesterday.

I actually complained about that.

Her other child is by Tim Dalton. But he's 12, getting close to 16 there.

Hmmm, I see a pattern.

Thankfully, Mrs Gibson - he's still married to Robin, of course - is taking him for the half she is entitled to at least and fucking off back to Australia with it.

Yes, fancy Lorraine asking the golddigger about marrying Mel when he's still married to someone else.

Nice.

Kiera Knightly

Jo Wiley

Michael Winner

Gordon Ramsey

James McAvoy has a face and a smirk I could never tire of slapping with a cold trout.

Keira Knightley - rofl at Gerorf's 'evil sprite' comparison - sooo true

Sienna
Sadie
Pearl
Katona
Price

All so... useless.

Jude Law
Ricky Gervais
Michael Winner
Bono
Geldof sisters
Kiera Knightley
The Beckhams
Sienna Miller
Chris Martin
Dom Littlewood

Myleene "did you know I have a baby?" Klass
Keira Knightley
Kate Garraway

In fact it appears to be anyone with a K in their name (bizarre!), so will add Kerry Katona and Katie Price to complete the list although I find these 2 strangely fascinating. I see where the phrase car crash tv comes from where these 2 are concerned.

Oh, and Ramsey - narcissistic noboid weirdo man

And Kate Moss.

The woman who does the breathless commentary on Masterchef... it's only cooking ffs.

Can't believe noone's thought of Joss Stone.

Keira Knightley is another. Awful.

Cheryl 'overly smug' Cole

Lady 'shenis' Gaga

Paris 'I do fuck all and im famous for it' Hilton

Angelina 'i buy Babies' Jolie

Jeremy ' im just a twat' Clarkson

I find a lot of these women annoying too. But to level things up a bit, some male sleb teeth-itchers:

Russell Brand
Chris Moyles
Jay Kay
Vernon Kay (no relation?)

And anyone who has to have "BB7/8/9" after their name to explain where they are from...

Lesley Ash

Richard Hammond. I'm aware that he doesn't have a K in his name but there is something about his faux humour and aren't I such a daredevil personna that makes me want to punch the tv screen when I see him. Oh and his hair...WTF?

Joss Stone is great playing smelly Anne in the Tudors though so she's been redeemed.

Gloria Hunniford - reached saturation point with her grief counselling on national TV & digs at her son-in-law through articles about rights of grandparents. Other rumours abound.

Parky
Myleene Klass
Chris Moyles
Peter Kay