It's strange how in the only country in the world with free speech, no one has - either satirically, or to make a more serious political point - hasn't published an outrageous libel of McConnell (you can insert the components here, but underage children could form the basis, along with any number of serious allegations).
Then it's over to Mitch to sue. Bearing in mind that unless Trump proclaims otherwise, you cannot libel the dead.
I am sure I am not the only person who thought of this. Because if I am, the world is fucked.