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Wonderwall for our Anthem.

135 replies

madaboutpurple · 03/07/2026 11:52

I reckon Wonderwall would make a great National anthem instead of the current dirge of God Save----.I can't stand football and watched the fans singing it and they were so passionate.

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x2boys · 03/07/2026 13:28

the80sweregreat · 03/07/2026 13:24

Sweet Caroline is worse. Not sure what that has to do with football really

I prefer free/d from desire

the80sweregreat · 03/07/2026 13:29

I have heard sweet Caroline at all this World Cup.
Thank goodness

iamfrustrated · 03/07/2026 13:30

IdentifyingAsAWoollyMammoth · 03/07/2026 13:27

You could only have Jerusalem as an English national anthem, not to replace the existing national anthem which is supposedly for all four nations of the UK.

It does, after all, refer to England in the lyrics several times.

Is that not the point? Every other home nation has their own anthem, but we don’t!

downloadtoad · 03/07/2026 13:30

What is a dirge ?!

WolfRamHeart · 03/07/2026 13:30

God no

SadiraOfTyr · 03/07/2026 13:33

Wonderwall is every bit as much of a dirge as God Save the King. It's bloody awful. If you're going to have a British rock song go with a proper banger like Ace of Spades or Crazy Train.

Cyclistmumgrandma · 03/07/2026 13:34

Difficult choice. I agree that our National Anthem is problematic, especially when we get to the verse about crushing the rebellious Scots! However, Jerusalem is too religious (specifically Christian in what is now a multi faith nation), and Land of Hope and Glory glorifies conquering other nations. There's always I vow to Thee My Country but that also gets very religious in the second verse.

Givingitago99 · 03/07/2026 13:37

I think Wales have a cracking anthem - Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau

Really uplifting - its got all the country connection - no royal mentions.

Alas, it is just for Wales and I get that - It would be lovely to have one for all that captures this spirit.

the80sweregreat · 03/07/2026 13:37

Ace of spades ! ♠️ that wouid be funny.

ExquisitelyDressing · 03/07/2026 13:37

God no it's bad enough that it's been picked up for football, bloody awful song.

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 03/07/2026 13:37

We live in a capitalist country that encourages Industry so I’m surprised so many people think Jerusalem is appropriate ?

GoneWithTHeWindJammers · 03/07/2026 13:40

I would prefer something by George Formby. He epitomises what it is to be English. Say "My little Stick of Blackpool Rock",

MaybeThisTimeILlbeLucky · 03/07/2026 13:40

Agree our athem is meangingless and crap !
But jersualem fits the bill perfectly

maddiemookins16mum · 03/07/2026 13:41

Nope. Let’s have Jerusalem and be done with it.

MaybeThisTimeILlbeLucky · 03/07/2026 13:41

Cyclistmumgrandma · 03/07/2026 13:34

Difficult choice. I agree that our National Anthem is problematic, especially when we get to the verse about crushing the rebellious Scots! However, Jerusalem is too religious (specifically Christian in what is now a multi faith nation), and Land of Hope and Glory glorifies conquering other nations. There's always I vow to Thee My Country but that also gets very religious in the second verse.

No it's perfect.

SadiraOfTyr · 03/07/2026 13:43

downloadtoad · 03/07/2026 13:30

What is a dirge ?!

A slow and ponderous song expressing lament - it originally referred to songs and tunes played at funerals but is now used as a pejorative for any boring, drippy, whiny, weak sauce song. Oasis did a bunch of these but the real masters of the genre are of course Coldplay. You can make a song even more dirge-like if you have no concept of syncopation or harmonic motion. Just bang out the same 4 chords on repeat at 90bpm. For eternity. Like, for example, Coldplay.

happysunr1se · 03/07/2026 13:43

Our national anthem should be the Hokey Cokey as it is not religious or political or classist, it showcases our identity as a country of superior comedic value, everyone knows the words and it would give all participants a little bit of exercise and community spirit.

I propose a new law that all work places and educational establishments are required to perform the Hokey Cokey every morning to unify this great country!

Sherararara · 03/07/2026 13:45

If you have any other ideas, thoughts or feelings you feel like sharing OP - please don’t.

GoneWithTHeWindJammers · 03/07/2026 13:46

happysunr1se · 03/07/2026 13:43

Our national anthem should be the Hokey Cokey as it is not religious or political or classist, it showcases our identity as a country of superior comedic value, everyone knows the words and it would give all participants a little bit of exercise and community spirit.

I propose a new law that all work places and educational establishments are required to perform the Hokey Cokey every morning to unify this great country!

Brilliant, and the players could do the Hokey Cokey in front of the opposition to intimidate them like NZ do with the Hakka.

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 03/07/2026 13:47

happysunr1se · 03/07/2026 13:43

Our national anthem should be the Hokey Cokey as it is not religious or political or classist, it showcases our identity as a country of superior comedic value, everyone knows the words and it would give all participants a little bit of exercise and community spirit.

I propose a new law that all work places and educational establishments are required to perform the Hokey Cokey every morning to unify this great country!

I love this

and the actions are compulsory
😆😆

SadiraOfTyr · 03/07/2026 13:47

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 03/07/2026 13:37

We live in a capitalist country that encourages Industry so I’m surprised so many people think Jerusalem is appropriate ?

I think most people have no idea what Jerusalem is about or Blake's world view.

x2boys · 03/07/2026 13:51

happysunr1se · 03/07/2026 13:43

Our national anthem should be the Hokey Cokey as it is not religious or political or classist, it showcases our identity as a country of superior comedic value, everyone knows the words and it would give all participants a little bit of exercise and community spirit.

I propose a new law that all work places and educational establishments are required to perform the Hokey Cokey every morning to unify this great country!

It could take a while with all the left arm in right foot out buissness
Maybe just skip all that have one rousing verse of put your whole self in ?

GoneWithTHeWindJammers · 03/07/2026 13:52

With the Hokey Coke, we would be 1 nil up before the opposition stop laughing. Couldn't Charles tell the Mexicans we have changed our national anthem for Monday?

SuziQuinto · 03/07/2026 13:55

SadiraOfTyr · 03/07/2026 13:47

I think most people have no idea what Jerusalem is about or Blake's world view.

No, it's quite fascinating

JasmineTea11 · 03/07/2026 13:55

I'd love a new national anthem but Wonderwall is shit. WTF is a Wonderwall?!