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Wonderwall for our Anthem.

135 replies

madaboutpurple · 03/07/2026 11:52

I reckon Wonderwall would make a great National anthem instead of the current dirge of God Save----.I can't stand football and watched the fans singing it and they were so passionate.

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Dappy777 · 03/07/2026 13:56

Port1aCastis · 03/07/2026 12:21

Jerusalem would be good but not wonderwall ffs

Yes, Jerusalem is much better. Then again, ANYTHING would be better than our current anthem. We have the worst national anthem in the world.

Jerusalem is from a William Blake poem, which would be appropriate since our literature is the thing I am most proud of.

CrystalSingerFan · 03/07/2026 13:57

SirChenjins · 03/07/2026 12:19

You're kidding, right?! Wonderwall is a whinefest of wailing misery - if I could consign it to the dustbin of time I would.

I do like this articulate comment. Reminds me of something I read on YouTube under a vid of a favourite production of a favourite opera. "...the costumes, on the other hand, should be consigned to the deepest pit of hell..." 😋

Veronyk · 03/07/2026 13:57

Okay, you've won me over. Forget Jerusalem, Hokey Cokey it is.

Stella1366 · 03/07/2026 13:58

Wonder wall is as much a dirge as God save the queen. Nothing sung by that charmless pair is remotely suitable.

cinquanta · 03/07/2026 13:58

MollyDigby1988 · 03/07/2026 12:11

Actually for scotland surely "i would walk 500 miles..." but if im being serious id much prefer calidonia 🥹
Regardless Flower of Scotland is rousing and beautiful
But of England want a crappy brit pop anthem that doesnt even make sense crack on!

“England” doesn’t. The OP does.

godmum56 · 03/07/2026 14:02

Cantthinkofanewusernameffs · 03/07/2026 12:05

Would Scotland change theirs to Yes Sir, I Can Boogie?

no but they might go for "500 miles"

ilparadodosdoltos · 03/07/2026 14:02

Cantthinkofanewusernameffs · 03/07/2026 12:05

Would Scotland change theirs to Yes Sir, I Can Boogie?

It’s the same national anthem as England!

SuziQuinto · 03/07/2026 14:04

ilparadodosdoltos · 03/07/2026 14:02

It’s the same national anthem as England!

I think she means for the sporting events when they have "Flower of Scotland"

SuziQuinto · 03/07/2026 14:06

Stella1366 · 03/07/2026 13:58

Wonder wall is as much a dirge as God save the queen. Nothing sung by that charmless pair is remotely suitable.

Exactly. It's awful.

godmum56 · 03/07/2026 14:06

Dappy777 · 03/07/2026 13:56

Yes, Jerusalem is much better. Then again, ANYTHING would be better than our current anthem. We have the worst national anthem in the world.

Jerusalem is from a William Blake poem, which would be appropriate since our literature is the thing I am most proud of.

Edited

Do you know what Jerusalem is about? Its about Jesus visiting Cornwall with his uncle, Joseph of Arimathea, who was a tin trader. I mean I love it as a hymn and a myth. I had it at my wedding, but as a national Anthem for a multicultural land? I don't think so. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35304508

Holy Thorn, Glastonbury

The strange myth in the song Jerusalem

England may soon have its own national anthem and the odds-on favourite is Jerusalem.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35304508

ilparadodosdoltos · 03/07/2026 14:10

SuziQuinto · 03/07/2026 14:04

I think she means for the sporting events when they have "Flower of Scotland"

I know. I should probably stick to Pedants’ Corner. 😃

ARunByFruiting · 03/07/2026 14:11

paulinespecial · 03/07/2026 12:13

Only if it’s the Mike Flowers Pops version

Absolutely 😆😆

SuziQuinto · 03/07/2026 14:14

ilparadodosdoltos · 03/07/2026 14:10

I know. I should probably stick to Pedants’ Corner. 😃

Possibly! I love it there.

the80sweregreat · 03/07/2026 14:16

The Mike flowers version is ace!

SuziQuinto · 03/07/2026 14:16

Jerusalem isn't much better. It's been played at so many weddings I'm sick of it, and people always sing it too slowly.
How about Bucks Fizz: "Making Your Mind Up"?
Far more cheerful.

dottiedodah · 03/07/2026 14:19

BackedoffHackedoff Agree sweet Caroline is a cringefest!used to sing it to me at School(guess what my name is!) Really hate its being used for sport!

GoneWithTHeWindJammers · 03/07/2026 14:19

Gilbert and Sullivan's "He is an Englishman"? From HMS Pinafore. That's Jolly.

SuziQuinto · 03/07/2026 14:22

GoneWithTHeWindJammers · 03/07/2026 14:19

Gilbert and Sullivan's "He is an Englishman"? From HMS Pinafore. That's Jolly.

Great suggestion. The chorus is brilliant.

maras2 · 03/07/2026 14:23

It should be re worked and set to the tune 'Barwick Green', the theme tune from The Archers.
Very rousing. Grin.

Hoodle · 03/07/2026 14:41

Flower of Scotland is a two-bit late-‘60s folk song. It’s dreadful.

Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau is beautiful. IMO second only to the Russian national anthem.

God Save the King is dreary as fuck. If England needs its own anthem it should be the glorious Jerusalem (its lyrics are deliberately ironic as well as celebratory, which suits the English).

I think it was Billy Connolly who said that Team GB at the Olympics should have Spandau Ballet’s Gold as the podium anthem. That man is so funny.

anotherside · 03/07/2026 14:44

Replacing one dirge with another. 😂 I do agree GSTK is a shit anthem but it’ll never get replaced as a size able minority/small majority still have a monarchy fetish - and more importantly still there’d never be enough agreement on what to replace it with.

anotherside · 03/07/2026 14:48

If we’re going the Oasis route let’s go for this one:

I need to be myself
I can't be no one else
I'm feeling supersonic, give me gin and tonic
You can have it all, but how much do you want it?
You make me laugh
Give me your autograph
Can I ride with you in your BMW?
You can sail with me in my yellow submarine
You need to find out
'Cause no one's gonna tell you what I'm on about
You need to find a way for what you wanna say
But before tomorrow
'Cause my friend said he'd take you home
He sits in a corner all alone
He lives under a waterfall
Nobody can see him
Nobody can ever hear him call
Nobody can ever hear him call

😂

MaybeThisTimeILlbeLucky · 03/07/2026 14:48

godmum56 · 03/07/2026 14:06

Do you know what Jerusalem is about? Its about Jesus visiting Cornwall with his uncle, Joseph of Arimathea, who was a tin trader. I mean I love it as a hymn and a myth. I had it at my wedding, but as a national Anthem for a multicultural land? I don't think so. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35304508

I can't undertsnd the logic here ?
Did those feet in ancient time is about the chance that Jesus did visit yes but so what ?
What is a national anthem ? It's about being proud of your country and jeruselem is it.
I say that as a fallen Catholic who fully rejects the faith !
Does the current anthem speak to anyone at all ?

Veronyk · 03/07/2026 14:56

Seriously, I think we could get rid of GSTK by saying England demands its own anthem (Jerusalem).
Then, come the olympics, we can have a short medley of all 3 ... or 4.
I don't know how the footballers can bear to sing the words to GSTK 🤮 and I'm not even against the monarchy.

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