Schrödinger's Strait - Trump Thread #162A

[Spandauer]

The Strait of Schrödinger remains open and closed, safe and dangerous, insurable and uninsurable, blockaded and free.

"You put your tanker in, you put your tanker out
In, out, in, out, you sail it all about
You do the Straits of Hormuz and you turn around
That’s what it’s all about!"

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Got overwhelmed by the 🍊💩's idiot fuckery last time and missed out thread #161 so have designated this one as fake #162...A

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https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5516057-he-has-no-deal-he-has-no-dice-trump-thread-162

Ukraine is ready to hold trilateral talks with the U.S. and Russia in Azerbaijan Volodymyr Zelensky announced this during a meeting with Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev. In addition, Kyiv and Baku signed six agreements, including on security and trade.
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Maybe one for Trump Bingo?
If so, he's going to mention the ten wars he's stopped so far.

So Chuck won't he saying :

" My dear brother Andrew loves the United States. Indeed Mr President, you and he had a mutual friend for many years. The late Jeffrey Epstein. Oh how we used to love the stories Andrew told us of the cultural adventures the three of you would embark on together. The stories were so good in fact, that our dear beloved Mama used to record them on cassette tape. I have made a copy of them, if you would like to hear them Mr President ?"

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116461251395384536
Trump was busy yesterday too.

People and Companies that have taken advantage of our Country for decades, because of the horrible and ridiculous United States Supreme Court decision on Tariffs, are now supposed to be given back 159 Billion Dollars. All they had to do was one little half sentence, “that the United States does not have to pay back monies that were already paid” — and our Country would be 159 Billion Dollars richer. That’s more than most Countries are worth! Think of it — Just one half sentence, and we would have saved 159 Billion Dollars. Couldn’t they have done that for our Nation? President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Applied to business = no refunds ever.

What a fucking maroon. As if he wouldn't have been at the front of the refund line if any of his family businesses had been 'tariffed'.

Hmmmm, wonder if anyone has looked into that.

I know it's not April 1st, but just hear this rift from the egghead idiot aka Kegsbreath

https://x.com/adamemedia1/status/2047684388545016044?s=20

What the hell is Kegsbreath on?
Is he on the same shit as 🍊🌮 and RFKjr?

I am struggling with what the King will say. Help :-)

Att.

The King's in the same boat as you. He'll be clearing his throat a lot.

https://x.com/medea_samir/status/2047727840792101247?s=20

WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. military said it launched another strike on a boat accused of ferrying drugs in the Caribbean Sea, killing three people Sunday.
The Trump administration’s campaign of blowing up alleged drug-trafficking vessels in Latin American waters has persisted since early September and killed at least 181 people in total. Other strikes have taken place in the eastern Pacific Ocean.
Despite the Iran war, the series of strikes have ramped up again in the past week or so, showing that the administration’s aggressive measures to stop what it calls “narcoterrorism” in the Western Hemisphere are not letting up. The military has not provided evidence that any of the vessels were carrying drugs.
The attacks began as the U.S. built up its largest military presence in the region in generations and came months ahead of the raid in January that captured then-Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.

The SoH is obviously not occupying the Navy enough.🙄

I think he will probably say the king is a good ally/friend, etc..in order to stir things up re the government/Starmer.

The Turd is easy. I have no idea what the King will say :-)

Ah. Sorry, you asked what kC will say. Probably very little. Maybe bash on about us relationships and maintaining them..won't be much more than that.

I always loved Bette Midler.

Bingo: Camilla to Melania, what a lovely frock! Is it new?
Melania to Camilla: what is frock? Like cock? I not know, I see so many.

Is it possible a rival cartel is paying the Turd to take out enemies ? That's if they are even drug boats of course.

KC

The Declaration of Independence
International security
His mother's 1991 visit and address to cCongress
Historic bonds between both countries
Difficult times

That's possible that rival gangs are playing him. They are a lot cleverer and have a lot of experience of this. This will have some blowback one way or the other.

I read that in Melania's voice and rofl.

I only have wee boxes .

Independence
1991
Historic
Forefathers

att, The Kings Bit.

Oo homeopathy! Very good. Wheel in the daft Kennedy and maybe there's common ground?

"Warnings from history" might be better.

@RedTagAlan
KC to 🍊🌮
Oh, fuck off you tedious little man!...You're a danger to the world and the planet, not to mention a war criminal...
Gerald, summon my plane, my Wife and I are leaving.

a girl can dream😁

As far as I know P l i m s * l l s is still banned too. It's a weird world.

I had no idea about this until I'd been here for a while. My username is allowed, apparently 😁