Schrödinger's Strait - Trump Thread #162A

[Spandauer]

The Strait of Schrödinger remains open and closed, safe and dangerous, insurable and uninsurable, blockaded and free.

"You put your tanker in, you put your tanker out
In, out, in, out, you sail it all about
You do the Straits of Hormuz and you turn around
That’s what it’s all about!"

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Got overwhelmed by the 🍊💩's idiot fuckery last time and missed out thread #161 so have designated this one as fake #162...A

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Thanks for link @CaveMum

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5516057-he-has-no-deal-he-has-no-dice-trump-thread-162

Dammit, picture didn’t attach!

Hogsbreath is a moron. He's an embarrassment to the USA.

Following on from the recent discussion (some) posters will recall about the relationship between MN and reality, H&M are probably one of the key metrics.

No one I know in real life (or have known for the past 10 years) has ever once mentioned, commented on, or even shown any interest in H&M, despite the tabloid and MN view that it's the most important subject in the world.

Just because Piers Morgan thinks it is a thing, don't make it so.

They are still doing their "world privacy tour".

Are they ? Can't say I knew.

Or cared.

Even when my company was organising the events around the Queens funeral, and Charles coronation. no one gave two shits about H&M. I really cannot stress how unreal it is to read posts from anyone who purports to think there is something there.

My only real connection to the Monarchy is to feel embarrassed and feel we need to find a way past it.

😂We are going to end up as THE MN betting shop.

Agree. There is a multi million industry out there with a lot of people making a lot of money out of writing crap about them,
I have recently been with many people, US, European, different nationalities, on a holiday, not one person mentioned them, no one is the slightest bit interested.
Talking about Trump, yes. Lots of that. But not them.

On the bingo card will be
Warfighter
Make a deal
Not many people know that
Regime change
They have no leaders
They have no navy/army/air force
Blockade
we won

@RedTagAlan

I've peeked at the H&M thread off and on and gotten a few chuckles here and there.

I have a son who works in <waves hands vaguely> 'the entertainment industry' and H&M get an eyeroll from him on their 'antics'. But he refuses to share any real gossip. He knows I can't be trusted not to run to MN and tell all lol.

And if the talks do go ahead, the bgm will be this classic.

Don't forget
Terrible person/people
Smart person/people
Sleepy Joe

Now Trump has his eye on the Falklands to “punish” the uk!

Bingo card:

Powerful and/or strong used in a weird context.

Yes to those, and how could I forget to include Barack Hussein Obama.

All very well, but now Gen Z need to hear this too

I think that should be the centre square 'free space' in each card since it's a cert. Either that or Sleepy Joe.

He was mugged on the line, too!
😁

Sleepy Joe 🤔

He can fuck right off with the bullying and threats..He's no world statesman.
He's a fascist boot boy with power.
I cannot recall any former president being such a cunt with allies.
Apart from Putin who is beyond reproche and criticism .

Quick, somebody poke him.
He might be dead!

Imagine if Trump and Putin both died tonight 🎆🎇✨

You’re not wrong - but he has very strong competition there for the most embarrassment that can be caused to the US ha!

That is such a revolting picture all round 🤢 - imagine seeing it on your wall 🤢🤢

Yes,but have you seen oil price? Its not been below 104 for a day or more,regardless of what they've said: reality hoving into view, unfortunately

Do you really think yhay? In a cold sense? Surely not having SoH shut for that time?!