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He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162

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Spandauer · 12/04/2026 17:39

Old enough to remember whole years in which I barely thought about the American president.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/chat/5513875-depraved-desperate-deluded-and-dangerous-trump-thread-160

eta: in my haste I think I've numbered the thread incorrectly! Oh well.

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Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 15/04/2026 15:43

I remember it well.

He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162
AcrossthePond55 · 15/04/2026 15:48

Just for shits and giggles, the line of succession to presidency (1st 10 in line named). Loyalists all. But I'm sure (following Scrotus' own beliefs) that loyalty will mean jack shit when it comes to casting their eyes towards the Oval Office.

  1. Vice President JD VANCE
  2. Speaker of the House MIKE JOHNSON
  3. President Pro Tempore of the Senate CHUCK GRASSLEY
  4. Secretary of State MARCO RUBIO
  5. Secretary of the Treasury SCOTT BESSENT
  6. Secretary of Defense KEGSBREATH
  7. Attorney General TODD BLANCHE (ACTING)
  8. Secretary of the Interior DOUG BERGUM
  9. Secretary of Agriculture BROOK ROLLINS
  10. Secretary of Commerce HOWARD LUTNICK
  11. Secretary of Labor
  12. Secretary of Health and Human Services
  13. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
  14. Secretary of Transportation
  15. Secretary of Energy
  16. Secretary of Education
  17. Secretary of Veterans Affairs
  18. Secretary of Homeland Security

Numbers 1 and numbers 4-18 would be the ones to vote on a 25th.

AcrossthePond55 · 15/04/2026 15:50

RedTagAlan · 15/04/2026 09:55

Reading about the Turds call with Sky news.

He did not know the Kings visit is at the request of the UK government.

That is mind blowing. That a person in his position does not know that, and even if one says he is American, how would he know that, my response is: there is nobody there to tell him ?

Did he really believe the King is his pal?

No, he believes that the King admires and envies him.

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SerendipityJane · 15/04/2026 15:53

AcrossthePond55 · 15/04/2026 15:50

No, he believes that the King admires and envies him.

Well they are both royalty aren't they ?

AcrossthePond55 · 15/04/2026 16:00

RedTagAlan · 15/04/2026 15:28

He reposted THAT.. did he even read the text ?

Is that not a reference to the Epstein files ? A loopy one at that.

It's not clear when the original image was posted by 'Irish for Trump'. It might be an old post about the 'paedophile pizza parlour' (Pizzagate) rumours pushed by Qanon back in 2017.

RedTagAlan · 15/04/2026 16:06

AcrossthePond55 · 15/04/2026 16:00

It's not clear when the original image was posted by 'Irish for Trump'. It might be an old post about the 'paedophile pizza parlour' (Pizzagate) rumours pushed by Qanon back in 2017.

Pizzagate did cross my mind, but I thought that was all done with. The shooter was shot by cops last year I thought ?

But yes. I get your point totally. This is Turd after all.

AcrossthePond55 · 15/04/2026 16:11

SerendipityJane · 15/04/2026 15:53

Well they are both royalty aren't they ?

I'm sure they are in Scrotus' mind. But Scrotus would consider himself the bigly-er King since he 'rules by Divine Right' in his own mind and Charles only 'reigns'.

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 16:12

AcrossthePond55 · 15/04/2026 16:11

I'm sure they are in Scrotus' mind. But Scrotus would consider himself the bigly-er King since he 'rules by Divine Right' in his own mind and Charles only 'reigns'.

He was elected by billions of people. The bigliest victory ever.

LazyCatLtd · 15/04/2026 16:12

I think Trump thinks if he says something is true, it is. Why does he call everyone else ‘They? ‘.

AcrossthePond55 · 15/04/2026 16:31

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 16:12

He was elected by billions of people. The bigliest victory ever.

Yes, everyone in the world voted for him!!!!

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 15/04/2026 16:52

LazyCatLtd · 15/04/2026 16:12

I think Trump thinks if he says something is true, it is. Why does he call everyone else ‘They? ‘.

Yes, I was just thinking that myself. He has no awareness of the great big wide world out there, he’s the self-appointed King of the World and expects his every utterance to be immediately accepted as law. I still can’t understand how someone with the comprehension of a 5 year old (and I might be doing 5 year olds a disservice) was ever elected once, let alone twice. Very definitely something rotten in the States of America.

BruceAndNosh · 15/04/2026 17:16

Trump seems very interested in resuming peace talks with Iran. He might have realised that he's started a fight that he can't bully his way out of

Evenstar · 15/04/2026 17:56

This outfit has red crosses on 🤢

He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162
AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 15/04/2026 18:03

Evenstar · 15/04/2026 17:56

This outfit has red crosses on 🤢

Sorry, which outfit? All I get is a rectangle.

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 18:21

Jaysus at that image! I'm eating!!

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 15/04/2026 18:25

Evenstar · 15/04/2026 17:56

This outfit has red crosses on 🤢

OK, I take it back; I wish all I now saw was the rectangle!

SerendipityJane · 15/04/2026 18:30

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 18:21

Jaysus at that image! I'm eating!!

If Trump were to be a woman, you can bet your life that's how he would choose to be a woman.

And (of course) he would be the best woman. I mean he wouldn't like to say, but woman ask him how to be a better woman ...

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 18:32

SerendipityJane · 15/04/2026 18:30

If Trump were to be a woman, you can bet your life that's how he would choose to be a woman.

And (of course) he would be the best woman. I mean he wouldn't like to say, but woman ask him how to be a better woman ...

He'd be the boobiest woman the world has ever seen.

JoshLymanSwagger · 15/04/2026 18:40

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 18:32

He'd be the boobiest woman the world has ever seen.

Well he is a right tit (and a left one - judging by that picture).

JoshLymanSwagger · 15/04/2026 18:43

On closer inspection...it does look like he's got a third leg, wearing a red shoe, sticking out of his left hip.

MsJinks · 15/04/2026 19:04

JoshLymanSwagger · 15/04/2026 18:43

On closer inspection...it does look like he's got a third leg, wearing a red shoe, sticking out of his left hip.

You made me go back to check on this 🤢

These strange things happen with AI and with Trump.

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