It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker
(War) Friend only to The Undertaker
(Edwin Starr 1970, written by Norman Whitfield and Barrett Strong)
Unless, of course, your name ends in Trump, when it ain't nothing but an opportunity to grift, deflect and destroy.
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