Love that thread, thank you, @Lalgarh.
We’re being told to listen for sirens and shelter in rooms without windows if we hear the alarm being sounded. There’s a house made almost entirely of glass on top of the hill opposite our house, I hope they’ve got a windowless basement, otherwise they’ll be in deep trouble. We are going to have to confine ourselves to the tiny area between the shower room and the bedrooms, shutting the doors, and cut ourselves off with screens from the living-room if push comes to shove, such are the joys of open-plan bungalow life!
I’m off for a walk on the beach.