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RedTagAlan · 02/03/2026 16:58

TokyoSushi · 02/03/2026 16:55

I'm not sure this is going entirely as planned...

Plan ?

TokyoSushi · 02/03/2026 17:00

RedTagAlan · 02/03/2026 16:58

Plan ?

Well, quite.

DuncinToffee · 02/03/2026 17:03

The mango mussolini is talking about the gold drapes at the WH after a few minutes of remarks on his war in Iran.

RedTagAlan · 02/03/2026 17:04

DuncinToffee · 02/03/2026 17:03

The mango mussolini is talking about the gold drapes at the WH after a few minutes of remarks on his war in Iran.

It's on sky. Nazi death marches now.

PickAChew · 02/03/2026 17:06

SerendipityJane · 02/03/2026 16:50

They will have to get behind Putin in the queue.

I don't think they do queuing.

RedTagAlan · 02/03/2026 17:06

Medals for WW2 and Vietnam.

DuncinToffee · 02/03/2026 17:06

RedTagAlan · 02/03/2026 17:04

It's on sky. Nazi death marches now.

And he wants the Medal of Honor

RedTagAlan · 02/03/2026 17:09

Central casting.

SerendipityJane · 02/03/2026 17:18

PickAChew · 02/03/2026 17:06

I don't think they do queuing.

Maybe they should ?

I mean Putin (via his various lickspittles) has been threatening us in the UK since 2022. And even Boris ignored him,

placemats · 02/03/2026 17:24

TrickyD · 02/03/2026 16:17

I haven’t read all the thread, so apologies if someone else has pointed this out.

i don’t understand what the Ides of March have to do with this.

The Ides of March do not fall on 1 March. The first day of the month is the Kalends.

The Ides will be 15 March.

i bet there are other posters who remember Latin lessons and everyone chanting:

“In March July October May the Ides fall on the fifteenth Day, the Nones (let’s not go there with these) fall on the seventh day.”.

Heaven help us all on the actual date.

DuncinToffee · 02/03/2026 17:34

The number of US service members seriously wounded in the Iran War now stands at 18, up from the five reported yesterday.

SerendipityJane · 02/03/2026 17:37

placemats · 02/03/2026 17:24

Heaven help us all on the actual date.

March 15th 44 BCE won't easily align with March 15th 2026 CE. We've had all sorts of calendar jiggery-pokery since then.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 02/03/2026 17:57

SerendipityJane · 02/03/2026 17:37

March 15th 44 BCE won't easily align with March 15th 2026 CE. We've had all sorts of calendar jiggery-pokery since then.

Give us back our eleven days!

BruceAndNosh · 02/03/2026 18:12

So after treating the UK like the shit on his shoe, Trump asks to use UK airbases for launching strikes. Starmer says yes with some reservations.
Trumps complains that UK didnt say yes quickly enough, which is a strange way of saying "thank you"

Spandauer · 02/03/2026 18:23

Children, look away now.

whoa -- this is new. Trump has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand
bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mg3srg4uxc2t

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Igotjelly · 02/03/2026 18:25

Spandauer · 02/03/2026 18:23

Children, look away now.

whoa -- this is new. Trump has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand
bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mg3srg4uxc2t

Well that looks nasty. Unfortunately AI suggests it’s probably just dermatitis or eczema

Donttellempike · 02/03/2026 18:25

Good ear recovery 🤨

AcrossthePond55 · 02/03/2026 18:27

RedTagAlan · 02/03/2026 16:54

Ha ha. Go on then. :-)

But I don't like your Minister of War. That heidthebaw is a full on bampot.

He and Cash Patel are the epitome of the 'frat bro'. I'd vote for "Off with their 'heids', the both of them". After all, isn't neutering supposed to suppress the 'agressive nature'. I mean, you can't neuter their stupidity, but maybe it would get rid of their urges to take 'action'.

AcrossthePond55 · 02/03/2026 18:30

Spandauer · 02/03/2026 18:23

Children, look away now.

whoa -- this is new. Trump has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand
bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mg3srg4uxc2t

It almost looks like he has something on his cheek, covered by makeup. Could be acne scars or whatever.

If you look closely under his ear, it looks like there's some sort of round raised 'thingy'. Maybe a boil or some kind of welt? Maybe Bubonic Plague?

I guess I'm just looking for signs of something serious lol.

Eyesopenwideawake · 02/03/2026 18:31

Igotjelly · 02/03/2026 18:25

Well that looks nasty. Unfortunately AI suggests it’s probably just dermatitis or eczema

Pity it's not syphilis.

AcrossthePond55 · 02/03/2026 18:32

Eyesopenwideawake · 02/03/2026 18:31

Pity it's not syphilis.

At this point, I'd settle for him having a horrible case of shingles.

Donttellempike · 02/03/2026 18:33

Something’s going on with his face. He looked like he had a black eye in that white MAGA hat extravaganza

AcrossthePond55 · 02/03/2026 18:37

Donttellempike · 02/03/2026 18:33

Something’s going on with his face. He looked like he had a black eye in that white MAGA hat extravaganza

Seriously, I thought he looked sedated.

countrygirl99 · 02/03/2026 18:40

I heard a clip on the radio and he sounded sedated

Lalgarh · 02/03/2026 18:40

AcrossthePond55 · 02/03/2026 18:30

It almost looks like he has something on his cheek, covered by makeup. Could be acne scars or whatever.

If you look closely under his ear, it looks like there's some sort of round raised 'thingy'. Maybe a boil or some kind of welt? Maybe Bubonic Plague?

I guess I'm just looking for signs of something serious lol.

Edited

That message he released yesterday he looked a lot .. different. Younger almost and with different hair. I kept looking to see if it was AI

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