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Brooklyn bloody Beckham though

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trustedadult · 19/01/2026 21:32

Bloody hell, I'm loving it

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TheLadyWithoutTheLamp · 21/01/2026 09:43

Imagine....imagine this. Imagine if VB did NOT dance "on" BB and did NOT do an inappropriate dance at BBs wedding. Imagine if that was just a lie.

Everywhere I look on the www there are memes and videos of VB dancing inappropriately. Everywhere.

That's how she's known atm. It's hugely embarrassing. But what if BB and NP made it up !?

This idea blows my tiny mind

TheLadyWithoutTheLamp · 21/01/2026 09:46

peacefulpeach · 21/01/2026 09:38

Had you heard of her before she became associated with the Beckhams? Bit like markle, very few people in the uk knew who she was before harry.

Well.....I knew MM from Suits. I didn't know NP , you're right. I guess she was known in the US?

I take your point, though. It is said that there is no bad publicity (I'm not sure I agree with that) so.....NP is now known in the UK as someone trying to bring down Brand Beckham 😳

YourBrickTiger · 21/01/2026 09:48

Bruisername · 21/01/2026 09:43

I think that’s the difference with him and Harry

Harry is just so bitter but Brooklyn is more like a wounded puppy!!

Harry has a right to be bitter. As I've said and will continue to say, his mother died when he was a young child and he was brought up in a goldfish bowl having to watch the father who complained he had ginger hair and was a boy when he was born, marry the hag from hell who ruined his mother's life. The majority of people would be bitter.

TheLadyWithoutTheLamp · 21/01/2026 09:50

YourBrickTiger · 21/01/2026 09:48

Harry has a right to be bitter. As I've said and will continue to say, his mother died when he was a young child and he was brought up in a goldfish bowl having to watch the father who complained he had ginger hair and was a boy when he was born, marry the hag from hell who ruined his mother's life. The majority of people would be bitter.

He treated his beloved Grandpa and Granma appallingly. They were endlessly kind to him

SpringBulbsPop · 21/01/2026 09:52

An orange faced lunatic is trying to start WW3…. Meanwhile the whole country is gripped by the family drama of a footballer and Traitors. 🤯🙈

Bruisername · 21/01/2026 09:53

SpringBulbsPop · 21/01/2026 09:52

An orange faced lunatic is trying to start WW3…. Meanwhile the whole country is gripped by the family drama of a footballer and Traitors. 🤯🙈

It’s called escapism

peacefulpeach · 21/01/2026 09:54

SpringBulbsPop · 21/01/2026 09:52

An orange faced lunatic is trying to start WW3…. Meanwhile the whole country is gripped by the family drama of a footballer and Traitors. 🤯🙈

Surely one as smart as you can understand the psychology of that phenomenon..

Rollonsummer1 · 21/01/2026 09:56

Harry doesn't have a mum to look sweet around

TheLadyWithoutTheLamp · 21/01/2026 09:58

SpringBulbsPop · 21/01/2026 09:52

An orange faced lunatic is trying to start WW3…. Meanwhile the whole country is gripped by the family drama of a footballer and Traitors. 🤯🙈

Oh come ON!

I have a secret very special power. I can think about lots of news items all at the same time.🤡

YourBrickTiger · 21/01/2026 09:58

TheLadyWithoutTheLamp · 21/01/2026 09:50

He treated his beloved Grandpa and Granma appallingly. They were endlessly kind to him

Fair enough. Queen didn't deserve it. Philip didn't. But I think we have to look at what he's been through and for me the buck stops with Charles.

TightlyLacedCorset · 21/01/2026 09:59

SpringBulbsPop · 21/01/2026 09:52

An orange faced lunatic is trying to start WW3…. Meanwhile the whole country is gripped by the family drama of a footballer and Traitors. 🤯🙈

And yet you found the time to post this. What else did you do today? Work? Drop kids to school? Have a chat about mundane stuff? Get up and do some house cleaning? Go on MN for a natter? Have you spent every minute of everyday watching the potential NATO disintegration situation. No.

We can be appraised of the potential WW3 situation and be informed politically and do other things.

As an aside, I've had conversations with people who lived through WW2. They got on with life in-between daily air raids. Some have said to me that it was the best time ever. Yes, they have said that.

Calliopespa · 21/01/2026 09:59

rainandshine38 · 21/01/2026 02:56

Why is this thread all about the women? BB wrote the message, DB is making statements yet it’s VB did this, NPB did that! Women always end up blaming women!

I guess part of the answer to that is that in terms of specifics his statement addressed issues that would have affected/been relevant to NPB, as opposed to focusing on his childhood, and as well as that the person he directed his annoyance at was VB. That put the women in the centre of the discussion.

There was no "Dad ridiculed me when I couldn't kick a football aged 5" ( not saying that ever happened, but I had to make something up because the statement gave no such details - which is really my point.)

People are talking about the women because BB did - or, at least, the IG statement did if his PR or whoever wrote it. But I don't think they did because there was odd phrasing, like "adamant on", which I think anyone paid to do it would get right.

PrincessofWells · 21/01/2026 10:02

This type of washing dirty laundry in public never ends well . . . for any of the parties.

Bruisername · 21/01/2026 10:03

PrincessofWells · 21/01/2026 10:02

This type of washing dirty laundry in public never ends well . . . for any of the parties.

Very true

but unfortunately that is the Beckham way

TheLadyWithoutTheLamp · 21/01/2026 10:04

YourBrickTiger · 21/01/2026 09:58

Fair enough. Queen didn't deserve it. Philip didn't. But I think we have to look at what he's been through and for me the buck stops with Charles.

And Harry has chosen to aim his kicks at C and W (and Kate) through interviews and netflix and the book

And look where that's got him

Once C has passed I bet W will go to town

Harry needed to make clever choices. He didn't and he married a woman who doesn't understand millenia of royal privilege and he listened to her

Fail

Rollonsummer1 · 21/01/2026 10:08

I don't blame Harry for being bitter for one second
Another shit show of a family

Utterly awful

Rollonsummer1 · 21/01/2026 10:09

@TheLadyWithoutTheLamp someone has said she draped her arms around him and was nuzzling his neck

Justdancevance · 21/01/2026 10:12

VB has a burning all consuming need for publicity and money.

She would sit with publicists and media outlets and plan campaigns. imagine you say you’re interested in photography and next thing a book is being released. VB doesn’t care if it makes her son look like an idiot. She’s got her precious headlines.

Now she can’t control the headlines, so I would be concerned she’s controlling what she eats to try and bring him back under control.

I expect the ‘Victoria not eating due to stress headlines will kick in soon’

Calliopespa · 21/01/2026 10:13

SpringBulbsPop · 21/01/2026 09:52

An orange faced lunatic is trying to start WW3…. Meanwhile the whole country is gripped by the family drama of a footballer and Traitors. 🤯🙈

It's avoidance tactics.

Justdancevance · 21/01/2026 10:15

I can focus on more than one thing, a bit of light relief from the mentally unwell man with the nuclear codes. It’s like Reagan on spitting image in the 80’s with the red button

Maidenjourney · 21/01/2026 10:17

Justdancevance · 21/01/2026 10:15

I can focus on more than one thing, a bit of light relief from the mentally unwell man with the nuclear codes. It’s like Reagan on spitting image in the 80’s with the red button

He’s like a cartoon character in a tale of an evil megalomaniac .

diddl · 21/01/2026 10:19

If NP just wanted to be associated with the Beckhams for the profile boost, she didn't have to marry BB I wouldn't have thought.

Romeo has a gf who seems to have been papped with them a few times now I think.

LucyFoley · 21/01/2026 10:35

YourBrickTiger · 21/01/2026 09:48

Harry has a right to be bitter. As I've said and will continue to say, his mother died when he was a young child and he was brought up in a goldfish bowl having to watch the father who complained he had ginger hair and was a boy when he was born, marry the hag from hell who ruined his mother's life. The majority of people would be bitter.

She didn't ruin Diana's life all on her own. Charles helped!

GottaKeepItClassy · 21/01/2026 10:46

YourBrickTiger · 21/01/2026 09:48

Harry has a right to be bitter. As I've said and will continue to say, his mother died when he was a young child and he was brought up in a goldfish bowl having to watch the father who complained he had ginger hair and was a boy when he was born, marry the hag from hell who ruined his mother's life. The majority of people would be bitter.

There is a RF board for venting on ‘the hag from hell’ (bitter?) and all other matters royal.

Bruisername · 21/01/2026 10:48

The infantilisation of Diana🙄

but agree there’s a RF board for that and there are plenty of threads on the orange one

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