Who are they kidding? It's Oil, Oil, Oil, baby - Trump Thread #152

[Spandauer]

Back on US soil, an American citizen in a peaceful neighbourhood is gunned down by masked agents sent there to make people afraid.

Despicable, wretched people lying, lying, lying - all day, every day, about everything.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5458156-war-crimes-and-peace-prizes-trump-thread-151?page=1

Nothing will change until the Republican Party in Congress and the Senate finds its collective missing balls.

Please someone ask him how he feels about the people he caused to die by removing USaid

Me too

Fuck off, everyone said he should have won the peace prize!

Sorry how many nuclear wars has he ended? 🤔

Does some Barbie have to listen then answer press according to what he said? Can’t abide those Barbies but really nearly feel sorry for whichever is doing that job today.

Yeh think Leavitt is there.

Even his family hate him. I wouldn't let an animal of mine deteriorate so badly without medical intervention yet look at this rambling mess. Nobody loves or cares about the old bastard, unsurprisingly, so his nazi cabal will let this continue while it benefits them. Remember Brezhnev? Yeltsin? Practically dead but still ambulant. No, he's fine, thanks.

I know we aren't supposed to laugh at the afflicted, and it's a rule I try to live by, but fuck off, this is ridiculous.

Done more for NATO than anyone alive or dead!

Treacherous bastard saying he doesn't think NATO will aid America, but they will support NATO.

Now I'm angry
How. Fucking. Dare. They

Greenland.

He is full of could've s, should'ves, would'ves.

Anything that makes Trump the bestest fucker ever.

How the fuck did he get elected?

Well indeed.

Has anyone told him who the only country is to ever invoke Article 5?

He got elected because nobody (except me and a few people like me, who kept telling anyone who would listen that he was a lethal weapon in the wrong hands, but were ignored) in their worst nightmares, imagined he would be this bad and they’ve now realised their mistake too late. Also, those “checks and balances” which never accounted for such a corrupt narcissist being elected.

His speech next month will be entitled: “The State of the Disunion”, presumably.

Lots and lots and lots - bigly lots - Mercury v Pluto might be one big one - AND he killed the Death Star too.

Please let it be Dignitas...

I’m sure he said at the start he wasn’t going to read the full document. I think he forgot.

Some commentator just said parts of that garbage were "humorous". Wtf was he watching?

We've switched over now. Football instead, it's much better for the blood pressure (especially when it's not my team).

Did he just say "Iceland" when he meant "Greenland"?

I took one for the team and went back and listened to the drivel twice .

Yep, unless I've missed some major story regarding Iceland, then from context this can only have been about Greenland:

15:11
"And we're also the most secure. As an example Iceland without tariffs they wouldn't even be talking to us about it"

Reporter: "How far are you willing to go to acquire Greenland?"

Trump: "You'll find out."

As I recall the French commander refused to take orders from a lower ranked British sailor.

And as funny as Hitler may have found it, he hardly got the last laugh.

The sinking if the French fleet was a signal how far Britain would go to defend itself.

Yes on all counts.

They must have him plugged straight into the mains...

Well there were a few titters on occasion.

I think at least one was laughing at him, when he was trying to say something about football stadia and numbers of people dying from drugs and I think messed up his maths badly.

But I wasn't paying full attention so can't be sure.