He's a (Very Good) Friend Of Epstein (Oh, Yes He Is) - Trump Thread #149

[Spandauer]

Taking paracetamol doesn’t give you autistic babies but voting for Trump definitely gives you a festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul— all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair.
(Description of Trump courtesy of Oliver Kornetzke 18/8/25)

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5408426-on-and-on-and-on-it-goes-trump-thread-148

Saw an aerial pic of the East Wing last night - it's gone completely levelled to the ground

He s still whinging about the UN meeting

Trump in Malaysia: "United Nation should be doing this but they don't do it. They turned off my teleprompter when I made a speech. They're good at that. The escalator wasn't working."

Can he buy the army for a hundred dollars each, though?

As always, the comments are pure gold.

Awaiting Donny's Bigliest Ever Erection. Tons of Viagra in the foundations. Am feeling more and more like Madame Defarge everyday. Bring on les tricoteuses.

Thanks @logicisall . So now the mystery donor supposedly Timothy Mellon, a banking heir & railway magnate who has been a major donor to Trump.

But Mellon hasn't confirmed.

Land of the FREE...

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/26/ice-detains-british-muslim-journalist-laura-loomer

BBC news..see there's no money for food stamps which 40 million Americans rely on.
He's thrown the toys out the pram with Canada because of an advert they ran.
He's hardly Nobel peace prize material.

Oh. He's abroad. Not in the country. Some tyrants are afraid to leave their realm in case they can't get in again. Pay attention Bigly.

Focusing and paying attention are not his strong points!!
Surely by this stage he ought to have assembled a team of look-alikes in order to confuse would-be-assassins?

Does anyone else look that seedy and bombastic, with added swollen ankles?

Remember Yeltsin? Although that was with added vodka. Which, on reflection, may have been a blessing as he was too pissed to function much of the time whereas this USA version has free rein to behave like a toddler who's escaped his nanny and needs to get away with everything before he's caught.

He had the biggliest most perfect MRI scan at Walter Reed

And he is planning running for a third term

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3m46fqsatui2e

Well, being fair, what he said was that if the MRI hadn't been perfect he wouldn't be running. This is all bullshit, and we all know it.

They don't do MRIs for no reason, do they?

No surprise there.

MRIs can’t always show dementia- a family member had one as they kept mixing up morning/night and were old/epileptic history. Nothing notable was seen, but nothing got better.
I actually don’t know why I mention this, as for sure he’d just lie as ever.
Most notable here I think is the 3rd term is now being referred to - out loud in public.

I volunteered for a research project into Alzheimer's. If I'd been selected they would have done a CAT scan which is more accurate than an MRI for diagnosing Alzheimer's. As @MsJinks says, it's not always picked up by an MRI.

I’ve seen someone suggest they should give Don and AOC an IQ test live on TV. I would totally be watching that. Just for the huge tantrum at the end if nothing else.

I am part of a national study and have been for 35 years and am due a 'memory test' lasting an hour in December

I've done it before, it's really hard, but I do ok. Trumpy couldn't manage it in a million years

Had to check if this was legit….and it is. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/16CUbZo1pv/

More proof that this administration do exactly as they like.

The Department of war press office nothing allowed to be published without pre-approval .
Any awkward questions in the Whitehouse press office,ridicule the journalist to deflect from answering.
Censorship at its best in the Land of the Free.

Are there no sane adults in the building? Surely at this point someone has to realise that this sort of thing diminishes both America and the WH. I can easily imagine twelve year olds whoever's done this, giggling at their 'gotcha'.

I'm not on FB can someone give me a brief outline of what craziness is now ensuing?

@TheExcitersblowingupmymind - check out “About the White House” here:

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/ and follow the images on the “Major Events Timeline” and see if you find anything strange about it.
I think it’s bonkers.