Not mine either.
TBF ours isn't slimy, just invisible. He's been in opposition forever and never bothered to even campaign. He lives on the same road I am on and not sure if he goes up and down to London each day (difficult where we are) but i see him most mornings walking his dogs, Even this week.
My best friend's husband has made it a hobby to write to him the first Monday of every month with another complaint. Just for laughs now he is retired.
ETA- not 'most' but many. Come to think of it, not seen him since about last Wednesday. Maybe he finally got serious about his job.