Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146

[Spandauer]

Awa' a bile yer heid, ya greet orange jobbie.

(Virtual Placard for his upcoming visit to Scotland - others welcome)

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5357151-trumplethinskin-wants-his-situation-room-photo-because-it-most-definitely-rained-on-his-parade-trump-thread-145

Not to mention all the MAGA corn farmers who will suddenly find they can’t sell their produce to Coca Vola to make their syrup!

That’s The Iowa Corn Growers lost eh @JoshLymanSwagger

I wonder what might happen if Trump were to be told that sacking J D Vance would cause enough headlines to make the Epstein "thing" go away ?

For example ?

The metaphor of a bull with a ring through it's nose has suddenly appeared in my mind ...

I don’t think he can sack Vance can he? As Vance was elected as VP. Have I got that right?

Since when does Trump care about the rules?

@OrangeCrushes True.

You can tell I'm not USian 😀

I was trying to think of an extreme measure Trump could be forced into undertaking because he thinks it will close the Epstein hunt down.

He could release the list and pretend it is a different Donald J Trump

Even Belle is echoing my repeated question: What the hell is in those files ?

Coca Cola says it's sticking with the corn syrup. Just another Bigly lie misunderstanding.

Spandauer
Drumpf mainlines Coke so I can guarantee that there will be an exclusive line of Coca cola just for him made to the old formula...

I thought what he drank was Diet Coke, in which case the type of sugar in the full-fat stuff ought to be irrelevant to him.

Has televised paid for view public execution made your list? Must be pretty much near the top.

You can't help but wonder if someone in Trump land saw this once ...

Remember this?
😁

I thought that was going to happen anyway ?

meanwhile - and be careful, this could upset some - maybe there is something coming out of the murk ?

https://bsky.app/profile/the-love-train.bsky.social/post/3lu6a6ldtn22e

Another West Wing quote...
(In The Shadow Of Two Gunmen) CJs rant before being fired -

"You know why the New Coke marketing campaign failed? Because nobody liked New Coke. The movies were bad. If the movies were unknown, I could help you, but they
weren't. They were just bad!"

Exactly what was in my mind!

What? The idea that 44% of the people who read this and voted on the platform formerly known as Twitter found it believable is almost unbelievable.

Apologies if this has already been posted, but I think it’s new this evening.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/audio/2025/jul/17/trump-goes-to-war-with-maga-over-epstein-files-podcast?CMP=bsky_gu#Echobox=1752766134

This is hilarious!
https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/trump-epstein-poster-london-state-visit-video-b2790962.html

Not-CJ has explained the bruising on the back of 🍊🌮 hand as due to aspirin and "soft tissue damage" due to shaking hands...
@CaveMum I didn't know he was channelling his inner Arnie Vinnick.

Haven't got verification of this...
If this is true, then what's in the Epstein files must be bad - no way they would release this info otherwise...

BREAKING: Donald Trump has been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, per @PressSec. This is a condition where veins have trouble sending blood from the legs back to the heart, often due to damaged valves. This can lead to blood pooling in the legs, causing various symptoms and complications.
bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3lu6iwtz2rc2h

Bullshit Barbie reveals diagnosis.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm6p0X7tN_M

This Robin Williams clip from 2012 has just reemerged.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BwHpG8KmA/

My understanding is that it can take years to become obvious. How long ago was he given a clean bill of health by a doctor?

Someone lied again