Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146

[Spandauer]

Awa' a bile yer heid, ya greet orange jobbie.

(Virtual Placard for his upcoming visit to Scotland - others welcome)

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5357151-trumplethinskin-wants-his-situation-room-photo-because-it-most-definitely-rained-on-his-parade-trump-thread-145

Waving from Canada, watching Alaska.

Checking in from Tenerife!

Putin's plane has landed after sending a decoy first

And 🍊has landed as well

Too bad US air traffic control decided to turn up for their shift today.

Sky News reporting that Putin actually hasn’t landed and that Trump is left waiting for him 😏

Putin Playbook 101

Needs the Benny Hill music 🎶

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3lwhmbdzpfk2u

What an image

What Lavrov and his sweatshirt and them apparently eating chicken Kiev on the plane on the way over, the Russian team are like pathetic kids. Shame they're also so sinister.

Going into conspiracy overdrive but is that the real Putin or one of his looky likeys?

Usually the fake Putin's look a bit fatter in the billiard ball face

I don't think I have seen pictures of his looky likey

There's still a way to go to fill this thread but just incase something kicks off* interesting happens re carving up Ukraine later tonight, here's a new thread if needed.

(*Maybe Putin will accidentally cross into Canada and they can arrest him as per the ICC charges.)

New thread if needed later:
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5392716-grotesque-greedy-gullible-graceless-gaslighting-gormless-god-forsaken-grifter-trump-thread-147

There are several (allegedly)

visitukraine.today/blog/1139/putins-doubles-how-many-of-them-and-how-to-distinguish-fake-dictators?srsltid=AfmBOoqBAf9_9lwpJPJQFabY_lvOJQIxanB61P4LDKHEIYty_BhRzhft

Ahhhhhh! I did an apostrophe in Putins. So sorry! 😔 lol

That title made me laugh

According to the Russians the meeting went “remarkably well” which I read as Trump sold Ukraine down the river 😩

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/08/15/trump-presidency-news-putin-alaska/

Fuck off Trump - it's not yours to sell. It's got absolutely nothing to do with you. You stupid cunt.

No deal, no questions from journalists, pointless.

It's all just showmanship. I wish someone would just show those men the door.

All the press confused.

But what else did they expect? Trump is stupid and lazy and doesn't know what he's doing. And is also suffering from cognitive decline. And all his "people" are stupid out of their depth and no clue either

Apologies if Gavin Newsom trolling Trump has been mentioned before on here. A couple of samples here, for your enjoyment.

Here’s one I forgot.