Some of these are just golden. The wiping one's bum on camera to a new date is just soul-destroying to read! And I can't get my head around WHY anyone would text ANYONE with loo roll with poo on it, heart shaped or not-and my sense of humour is known for being disgusting!
Just yesterday I experienced one. It's my birthday soon and there's a group chat for a day out we're planning, with a few friends, including a couple. One of my friends who's in the group texted the group saying she's sorry, she can't make it but hopes we all have a great time.
Next time I looked at my 'phone there was a deleted msg in the group from same friend. I rang her and she'd apparently text the group (rather than me) saying;
'IT's not that I can't make it, I'd love to come but if he's bringing her, I can't fucking stand her so I am not doing it, I'll send you some money to get yourself a few drinks!'
Personally, I've done this once with a tenant of mine. Feck knows how I managed it but I texted my then girlfriend to tell her what I wanted her to do to me in bed later that night. But I texted a tenant.
I've also sent nudes to the wrong person maybe after a bit too much wine and when I woke in the morning I had to mesg him saying 'Oh god I am so sorry!' he said that his name being Aaron means he's the first in everyone's phone book and it happens all of the time!
I also sent nudes to a colleague, similar name to my girlfriend. I worked for the police at the time which I am sure makes it a little bit worse.