Film or TV quotes you use so often...

[ChippySauce]

... it's ingrained into your family vocabulary?

This morning: "Porridge today Gromit.
It's Tuesday".

Other favourites: "Where's the salad? Where's the salad?"

"That'll do Pig, that'll do..."

We have so many in our family!

"Suits you sir" said by me and DH to each other whenever we put on new clothes 😄

Miss Scarlett Miss Scarlett don't know nothing bout birthing babies

Lots from Spinal Tap

How much more black can it be? The answer is none, none more black.

I'm going to retire and open a chapeau shop

This one goes up to eleven

Another from 'Semi-detached' - Lee and his ex-wife being interviewed for a newspaper article on the ex-wife (she was a local councillor or something of that nature);

Journalist: "So why did you 2 split up?"
Ex-wife (after hesitating): "We wanted different things"
Journalist to Lee: "What things did you want?"
Lee (after a very long pause): "I like watching telly"
Ex-wife's new husband (in the background): "Christ"
😆

The finest booze and cake

Often said by me at around 8pm on a Friday, and somewhere on the approach to Tebay Services

Due to mobility problems neither DH or I can move quickly. So if a delivery arrives there is always a shout of "Run Forrest Run. "

@MonkeyTennis34 Me too! Actually saw Steve Coogan recently in the play Dr. Strangelove - he is absolutely wonderful, hilarious!

Oh wow!
I saw that advertised but I wasn't keen on the film. Not sure if it's still on, will have a look.

I saw AP on stage years ago in the guise of Paul (and Pauline) Calf. So good.

It’s the Mr Creosote sketch from Monty Pythons The Meaning of Life

Butter the toast. Eat the toast. Shit the toast. God life’s relentless.

I accidentally ran to Windsor.

Plumbing is just water Lego.

Oi clean shirt!

"What you sometimes think you should do is what you should do."

Just a few of the many gems from Peep Show which get regularly quoted in my house.

Monty python, Meaning of Life i think
said in a french accent

🤣🤣More Spinal Tap....

The patron saint of quality footwear.

It's in Dobly

He does in a mysterious gardening accident.

He choked on vomit but it was someone else's vomit.

"I will find you, and I will kill you "

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZofwZ48tEIc?si=426JdFh7Gvp_OZKb

God I love that film

Not films but -
Pivot!
Title of your sex tape (Brooklyn nine nine)
Aint no party like a liz lemon party cos a liz lemon party is MANDATORY.

Film -
I read about them in a magazine (stock answer for to any question regarding how i know about something, said in a hans gruber accent)

I love the fact that on BBC iPlayer the volume icon goes up to 11

What would you say to a nice cup of tea?
Feck off, cup! - Father Ted

Come the *$£# on Bridget - Bridget Jones' Diary

We're going to need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Get dressed ye merry gentleman - Cabin Pressure

How many otters can you get in... - Cabin Pressure

Yellow Car! - Cabin Pressure

It has ceased to be - Monty Python (edited to include this last one)

Run Forrest, run.

That’s another fine mess you’ve got me into

Nobody’s perfect

I love the smell of napalm (insert preferred thing) in the morning

I may be some time

What up, Doc?

I am surrounded by imbeciles

By all means move at a glacial pace

"I'm not made of eyes"

I had zero interest in the film, I don't think I even watched it all through but the stage show was utterly brilliant, I laughed out loud throughout! SC was brilliant, got a standing ovation at the end - he played 4 roles in the play which was 1 more than Peter Sellers did in the movie.

I'm in Dublin and it was on here a couple of weeks ago. if you get a chance to see it I would really recommend it (as a Steve Coogan fan) - don't let the movie put you off.

It's P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day!

@ThePoshUns me too - we work in music and some of it is pretty accurate - especially the 'bedrooms' situation in hotels on tour and indeed
many bands have a 'Janine'

Lovely bit of squirrel.

Language Timothy

To be honest with you Diane. (From family guy and said in the same accent)

I hope you've never had a Stonehenge moment!

@ThePoshUns not quite !! lol