Film or TV quotes you use so often...

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... it's ingrained into your family vocabulary?

This morning: "Porridge today Gromit.
It's Tuesday".

Other favourites: "Where's the salad? Where's the salad?"

"That'll do Pig, that'll do..."

We have so many in our family!

Yes to this! A classic. Has to be done in a screechy voice too.

I also say "you better know yourself!" Like Aisleyne, if someone i.e. DH is giving me lip.

No one tells me nothing...
Strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government...
Jesus? I thought it was Gepetto!

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. (Substitute 'wash the dishes' or other task as required)

The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million: they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline

The secret is to keep bashing the rocks together.

Do you feel lucky punk

Will you have a cup of tea now Father

Big, fat Sue (short, blonde Jane add your own description)

Oh!

Er Houston. We have a problem.

They told me to stir the tanks <enter mow the lawn etc> and I stirred the damn thanks <mowed the damn lawn etc>

Pivot

Mississippili

I ran, and I ran and I ran. And I got NOWHERE

Not everyone can be green

But we are West Wing nuts:

There is literally no one in the world that I do not hate right now

Victory is mine...Bring me all the muffins and bagels in the land.

Suit up

Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it

Does that come with tights and a cape?

Abigail Bartlet!

Fair point well made Bar-bera

'You see this, Let's File that in the circular file' ( bin) - Rebecca front to Karen ( outnumbered)

'Who threw you a biscuit' ( said to people offering unasked for opinions) - Arthur Daley ( minder)

I need more booze ( withnail and I)

And just like that - ( sex and the city / and just like that )

More hitchhikers! Classic

I also end every call with my son with

" Bye Felicia ! "

'You're not too big for a smacked bottom' to my grown children in a shrek voice.

Oh and 'to me, to you' chuckle brothers

Does anyone know if this phrase is from a TV show?

“Come in number 23, your time is up!”

(The number might have varied)

No soup for you

You mean shrinkage

yadda yadda yadda

cool de la

prettay prettay good

You’ve been Dennis’d

Cheese baguettes

I love so so many of these. Had forgotten about difficult difficult lemon difficult so excellent.

Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off – I love this but say it my head more than out loud tbh.

Also Take your shirt off Will and tell us :) and by all means move at a glacial pace, I use that one too (mostly under my breath tbh).

Another Terminator one we say: the xxx are here. How many? All of them I think (has to be said in an Eddie Furlong accent).

I quote Titanic a lot! I regularly joke about painting things like one of your French girls, as well as the obvious 'I'm flying Jack' and 'come back' said in an appropriately croaky voice.

We endlessly quote friends - lots of the ones that have been mentioned but also when our 3 year old DS makes up some nonsense that doesn't make sense, we follow it with 'Oh look cried Ned. And then the kingdom was theirs forever. The end'.

And DH and I frequently tease each other with 'Egghead likes his bookywook' from the Simpsons.

The father ted small/far away 'bit' is a regular.

And we have a baby DD with a one syllable name beginning with N, so 'oh, N**, the baby' has rather stuck since Christmas.

More tea, vicar-guess how many cups!?

They're dead, Dave-everyone's dead.

What you just said there, that was really boring, Stace.

Don't be a twat, Stace.

I'll be back, interfrastically.

It's vanished...like an old, oak, table.

It's like the blue stone of Galveston (something you have never seen, is slightly less blue, than something else you have never seen.)

Two soups (Julie Walters)

Hello bambinos (FND)

Scorchio

Can she have some wafer thin ham?

So what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels? (love Caroline Ahern)

We're doomed (Private Frazer)

I have a cunning plan

Don't pooh-pooh a pooh-pooher ( Blackadder)

You wouldn't let it lie (Vic and Bob)

As you wish (Princess Bride)

Nae rolls

Eleven! ( Burnistoun) when automated messages don't accept a Scottish accent

Small / far away

Go on go on go on

Drink! (FT)

We've gone on holiday by mistake (Withnail and I) often used when having a miserable time on holiday in the rain

Don't mention the war

I know nothing (Fawlty Towers)

Red Dwarf:
FISH!
"See this hand, it is mine, see these things, they are mine"

Despicable me:
"Curse you, tiny toilet!"
"Are you wearing pyjamas?"
"Not if they're dead...."
"I'll stuff you all in the crust!"

Shrek
"Didn't come off no stone neither! My mouth was open and everything!"
"That is a nice boulder, I like that boulder"

Can everyone stop getting shot

That's you that is (bit of a cheat there!)

Forgot about The Fast Show and West Wing!
FS: 'Scorchio!'
'This season I'll be mostly wearing [enter fabric or clothes of choice]'.
'Me? [enter activity]? With MY reputation?'

WW: [when looking for validation/praise or saying how badly we just did something] 'where 10 is CJ and 1 is a chimp throwing faeces.'

The greater good

We have time ( castaway)

After all, Tomorrow is another day

Food, food, food. I'm having a crisis, and all you can think about is food.

I have a cunning plan.

It couldn't be more suitable if it came with a cartwheel sized hat

All I’m saying is: if anyone you knew could, who would it be?

^ Douglas and the Northern Lights. Used when kids are claiming credit for something that was pure luck, which eldest DS was particularly prone to do, the cheeky bugger.