Film or TV quotes you use so often...

[ChippySauce]

... it's ingrained into your family vocabulary?

This morning: "Porridge today Gromit.
It's Tuesday".

Other favourites: "Where's the salad? Where's the salad?"

"That'll do Pig, that'll do..."

We have so many in our family!

I once ordered a multipack of mineral water as part of an online supermarket shop. 100% meant to buy the 2-litre bottles, but when I saw it (my DP had taken it in and left it in the kitchen) I'd mistakenly ordered the tiny individual ones. I definitely felt like I was in Spinal Tap

Loved the Stonehenge moment and Janine 😆

Another quote I use is, "He wrote this" from Tap. It's used when someone does something rubbish that I don't want to be associated with.
RIP Derek Smalls

Made our week when our drummer had to be replaced at the last minute due to a bizarre gardening accident.

He fancied some woman who had started coming to every gig, offered to cut her Mum's hedge for her, got a bit carried away and started - I'm not taking the piss here - trimming her a bush, there was a freak lightning strike that hit a tree at the bottom of her massive garden, he jumped and the hedge trimmer bounced off two clumps + the ground when he understandably dropped it and chopped off the top of his finger, which had to be reattached in quite a lengthy operation.

He'd always been (logically enough) on time and reliable as clockwork, so we knew there had to have been a massive problem for him to have been in hospital, went to see him and his hand was completely obscured by a massive bandage. He really didn't want to tell us how it happened, but the morphine got the better of him and we looked so worried.

We promptly fell about laughing.

OK, maybe not our week.

It made our year.

You're right, it was Roses with the Thank You Very Much.I think Quality Street was Magic Moments.

Well, the Christmas advert was anyway - I seem to remember a bloke stood on the doorstep singing in the snow.

”More intensity”
”If you need it and don’t have it you’ll sing a different tune”
”Another glorious day in the corp”
”Run, go, get to da chopper”
”Stupidity leak!”
”Green? Super green”
”I am a meat popsicle”
”Where’s the tylanol?”

Hi hi

I think it's from the church fair in Hot Fuzz, foreshadowing Tim Messenger's demise?

Damn. Fine. Coffee 😀

Too jazzy? The Inbetweeners

@MonkeyTennis34 pretty sure Harry shearer (Derek smalls) is still around ?

'Chiiill Winston'

"Ugh - as if!"

"FOOL of a Took!"

"W h y is no one reaaaadyy..." and "By all means, move at a glacial place - you know how that thrills me." (Two lines and I don't even particularly like this film!)

"I was eloquent. SHIT!"

"I'm adjusted."

”I can't help thinking that at some point someone is going to produce a piglet and we'll all have to chase it.” (I only say this in my head, when I’m feeling very mean and judgmental, but you can probably see the quotation in my facial expression.)

They're dead Dave. They're all dead Dave.

This is an ex-whatever. It has ceased to be.

I think all of ours may be a bit dark!

Tell me about it....stud

I hear you're a racist Ted.

Great story @NeverDropYourMooncup sounds like you have the best job.
Good to know I'm not the only Tap fan here.

“I was eloquent. SHIT!"

@evtheria - I think we could possibly do a whole list on Tom Hanks movies alone

“There’s no crying in baseball” will always make the top ten but Toy Story has got to be good for a few, plus Apollo 13 and the rom coms

Garlic and bread? Garlic bread?
Tin hats everybody - from Battle of Britain - when trouble's on its way
The boys a fool - from Dads Army and aimed at the teenager here
We're going to need a bigger (boat) - usually referring to a gardening implement
Oh Matron! from Carry ons when a double entendre is used

' I have a cunning plan'

"About as much use as knickers on an avocado "

If someone tells me something disgusting or TMI:
"Too much information, Joan! I'm eating a Nutrigrain, you dirty bitch!" Peter Kay.

Where is this from?
I've now got a mental image of an avocado in some frill knickers. It's oddly cute.

Dinnerladies!!! DD and I use many quotes from it!!!

Eight is a lot of legs David, Love Actually

Pivot! Friends

Squirrel! Up

So many more I can't remember right now.

In jest with each other “pardon my French, but you’re an asshole” (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off).

Oh My Christ!!! - (G&S).

I’m ‘avin ‘oops - Life On Mars

Grassy arse Luigi - Ashes to Ashes

Loads from Up, mostly Doug quotes:

I can smell you!

I have just met you, and I love you!

He wears The Cone Of Shame!

I have seen The Bird!

I am old, and infirm [wiggly "infirm" hands]

Can I help you cross the street? Can I help you cross...your yard?

I am a wilderness explorer, the wilderness must be EXPLORED! Kakaaw!

South America, it's like America, but SOUTH!

I wonder if James Callis (Tom in Bridget Jones) knows how many women say "Come the fuck ON, Bridget" regularly. Especially since loads of us probably have to say it in our heads when the kids are the cause listening.

If anyone knows him, please tell him 🤣