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Padders new Pad, Please knock!

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Bunglie · 09/01/2005 13:34

Hi Insaniacs, I am very happy now you have cleaned out my corner, I have my I.V. Tanker of Voddy and a crate of chocolate....not to mention Padders!
Very cross with WK for trying to lure him away....so I have locked HJ in the dungeon downstaies and they can talk through the bars....I have posted the key to Sweetsong so she can decide when to let him out

I am digusted that you lot don't remember decimalisation, my pocket money went from 8 old pence to 3 new pence, so I lost out it should have been 4 new pence! huh that's parents for you.

When and where is the party I still have my 70's gear so am ready and waiting!

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WigWamBam · 14/01/2005 12:11

Oh - and 10 hours a day is only what I admit to ... it may or may not be the truth

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Bunglie · 14/01/2005 12:26

Gerby here....
Don't Worry WWB, I would recognise you, but a diet! what will you do without those two lethal weapons?

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WigWamBam · 14/01/2005 12:30

I think they'll still be pretty lethal even if I do manage to shift a stone or ten ... can't see me ever being small in the bosom department .

I've never been tube-fed voddy before ... ... a strange sensation but oddly satisfying ... ... it's easy to drink too much this way though ...

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Bunglie · 14/01/2005 12:33

Oh keep going WWB

How can you have too much ????
when you get to the coma point you will find you loose your apetite and it will help with your diet

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WigWamBam · 14/01/2005 12:33
WigWamBam · 14/01/2005 12:34

I'm teetotal ... this is bad for me, I'm sure ...

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Bunglie · 14/01/2005 12:39

There don't you feel nice and relaxed.....
much better than surfing all those threads....
Move over WWB Gerby wants to lie next to you, I think he like you!!

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secur · 14/01/2005 13:01

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Bunglie · 14/01/2005 13:14

RED ALERT

Intruder Alert

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secur · 14/01/2005 13:15

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WigWamBam · 14/01/2005 13:18

Nice Gerby, come to mamma ...

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Bunglie · 14/01/2005 13:18

The voddy is working...that is NOT the photocopier Secur

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secur · 14/01/2005 13:22

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Bunglie · 14/01/2005 14:40

"Huming" and you call me shameless for wanting a 'spellchecker' huh!
Here Secur...whilst you're here grab a tube and there is room next to WWB...just put all 4 legs in the air and the rest will happen natuarally [burp] it is most relaxing don't you think WWB?

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WigWamBam · 14/01/2005 14:42
secur · 14/01/2005 14:45

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WigWamBam · 14/01/2005 14:49

Oh, right, all four legs in the air, is it? Oh ... I thought sticking my foot in that squidgy stuff over there was all part of the experience ...

That's better ...

secur · 14/01/2005 14:52

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WigWamBam · 14/01/2005 14:54

When you're this spaced out, who cares?

secur · 14/01/2005 14:55

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Bunglie · 14/01/2005 18:24

Padders has just finished and I am going to have to go in a minute....
However we have a BIG problem, 3 tubes coming out of one tanker. Now I am not the brightest 'spark' at the best of times but I am a bit worried that the tanker is nearly empty! Ahg!

WWB We are going to need at least 2 tankers to last us the weekent and if KangaMummy or Wobbly joins us here on the floor, well that could be a problem, so could we have a bit more tubing please......

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WigWamBam · 14/01/2005 18:27

What's happening in the real world is much madder than anything happening in here. The tankers are on regular repeat prescription now so there'll be another one along in a minute.

Blooming gerbil, he's been chewing on my tube! Yuk!

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Bunglie · 14/01/2005 18:29

Knew you would have it all under control WWB....

Ooh! Isn't the peace in here nice.....?

Gerby goes over and has a 'suck' on Secur's tube....she is too 'out' of it to notice....hee! heee!

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WigWamBam · 14/01/2005 18:36

A nice, peaceful, boozy haven.

And they all reckon it's us who are mad.

secur · 15/01/2005 01:25

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