Padders new Pad, Please knock!

[Bunglie]

Hi Insaniacs, I am very happy now you have cleaned out my corner, I have my I.V. Tanker of Voddy and a crate of chocolate....not to mention Padders!
Very cross with WK for trying to lure him away....so I have locked HJ in the dungeon downstaies and they can talk through the bars....I have posted the key to Sweetsong so she can decide when to let him out

I am digusted that you lot don't remember decimalisation, my pocket money went from 8 old pence to 3 new pence, so I lost out it should have been 4 new pence! huh that's parents for you.

When and where is the party I still have my 70's gear so am ready and waiting!

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thought it would be churlish of me to demand to be the bridesmaid or would matron of dishonour be more appropriate

Basically yes, it was a nice big thick incontinence pad all of my very own.

can see you as matron of dishonour!!! If you don't ask you don't get though!!!

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LOL, we'll have to see, I haven't got an answer yet!!!

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Anyone else want a 'unique' Bunglie Pressie then, but you have to be my friend

Well done MTS for saying nothing, you must have been 'bursting' !!

I am having to go offline for a while now but will be bak on Friday, so be good and look after Gerby for me please???

Oh and today has been a 'emotional' day for me for personal reasons, but you have kept my spirits up! Thank you.

P.S. WWB Gerby has made an offer on the steering wheel etc...are you going to turn him down?? A payment plan of 5p a week, not a bad offer IMHO

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Thank you Secur, and all.

Don't worry I know how to get Gerby off the Tanker, I have his 'Mint' card!!

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Where has everybody gone? Don't tell me you prefer sane threads? Or even RL?

Move over WWB...I've been a bit poorly but feel better now.....

Oh Gerby loves his steering wheel but says the horn goes 'TooT' instead of 'Honk' can you fix it?

Sanity returns! Sorry to hear you haven't been well, Bunglie.

I can't do much about the tooting, I'm afraid, although there was a duck in here a couple of weeks ago, perhaps if I can hunt it down I can attach it to the front of the chair and Gerby can pinch its bum to make it go honk.

Although I seem to remember Hunkermunker talking about eating the duck, so perhaps not

Yep! Great idea WWB....Catch that Duck.... Catch that Duck?

(remember the Wacky Races and Catch that Pidgeon?)

Will need to get Secur to put a Duck pooper catcher on the end of the duck...or imagine the mess??

I remember Catch the Pigeon ... says she giving her age away

We can use one of WK's tena pads as a nappy for the duck, keep all the mess contained. Secur's very practiced at nappy changing, she'd be perfect for the job!

GREAT!

Secure is now the official "Duck crappy nappy changer!"

Now....let's catch the Duck... I think I heard something behnd the photocopier, (before Secur broke it) or it might be under the Tanker.....I would set gerby on to it but he is too comfortable to move...especially as he is 'plugged' in again!

Quacky crappy nappy changer!

I hope he's not under the tanker - they have very sharp beaks, these ducks, and I wouldn't put it past him to have bored a hole in the tanker and be syphoning off the voddy!

I hope his 'Honk' works just as well if we sellotape his beak together??

Not sure his honk would work at all if we taped his beak together, squeezing him with his beak taped together might burst him!

Ooh! Burst Quackers! that would be a mess, we would have to 'think pink' and get some Vanish stain removal for Secur....

Agh! I am missing Padders....it is gone 5pm...

Honk! Honk! Quick catch the duck, I can't move!

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Stop doing the birdie dance, secur, it went out of fashion years ago. You're the obvious choice for the job of quacky crappy nappy changer, you have had soooooo much experience that no-one can hold a candle to you.

And if you can remember Stop The Pigeon from the first time around, then you are telling porkies about your age