Padders new Pad, Please knock!

[Bunglie]

Hi Insaniacs, I am very happy now you have cleaned out my corner, I have my I.V. Tanker of Voddy and a crate of chocolate....not to mention Padders!
Very cross with WK for trying to lure him away....so I have locked HJ in the dungeon downstaies and they can talk through the bars....I have posted the key to Sweetsong so she can decide when to let him out

I am digusted that you lot don't remember decimalisation, my pocket money went from 8 old pence to 3 new pence, so I lost out it should have been 4 new pence! huh that's parents for you.

When and where is the party I still have my 70's gear so am ready and waiting!

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Uhg! spots the rear end of secur.....she has swiped my voddy, but I will real it back in as I am having it I.V. now through a Hickman line...so much easier....pulls on I.V. tube to get back Voddy....

Secur you must think we have no taste...martini!!

We don't have bottles in here any more, secur, we just hook Bunglie up to the tanker and fill her up that way.

The problem is that she's scared so many of the tanker drivers away that I've had to start bribing them with bottles of beer and ten pound notes.

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Perhaps you were lying to us, secur

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Bacardie...Hic!
Martini.....BurP!
All water f**t!

Here Gerby......ah! that's better,

Crown securely locked up from Secur and Gerby is on watch with Padders

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Bunglie - you have a watch-gerbil?

He's not much use - look how easily secur managed to squash him ...

(You got the carpet cleaner there, secur?)

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I wanted the vax to clean up the gerbil! It's started to leak now and it's making ever such a mess ...

That Gerbil was a decoy

Gerby is very well thank you......
Hic! Burp! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ snore zzzzzzzzz

finally manages to barge way in past the watch gerbil, with her clothes in tatters...

afternoon all!

Hello, stranger! Mind the squashed gerbil on the floor, you don't want that on your shoes

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What are you doing out on your own at this time of day then, secur?

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Ha Ha Ha

Secur has 'Dial up' Do you remember that WWB? Going back sometime now since I have seen that.

I guess that explains the odd behaviour, anyone who is anyone has Broadband Darling!

I've only had broadband for a few months ... I could never have kept up my ten hours a day habit otherwise.

You call that a guard gerbil, Bunglie? You'd be better off with my cat ... and my cat has no teeth and sleeps all day

Its alright WWB I told it to let people in with a pair of 46g's

Would you like to join me on the floor.....

ONLY 10 hours a day.....??

I'm already on the floor, Bunglie ... shift up, I want to roll around a bit ...

Will your gerbil recognise me if (when) my diet works and I lose my 46Gs?