Despite lasting longer than a German opera, the Tory leadership contest managed to hilariously miss the budget by three days. (reminds me of the quip in "Roseanne" about aliens travelling across the universe in search of intelligent life and managing to miss by one door). Which clearly demonstrates they are truly incompetent - they weren't just putting it on for the country.
Seem Cleverly has played a blinder by removing himself from a race which is clearly going to deliver a turd in one form or another. Although I still maintain the Tory party will need to lose all and every MP associated with 2010-2024 before they can even begin to contemplate winning. That may be after my time - imagine the person that could lead them to victory may not even have sat their GCSEs yet.
Incidentally I was "lucky" enough to have a coffee in a hospital restaurant this morning - was there a while as people came and went, and nobody was talking about the budget. Much less VAT on private schools.