Fr Paul on twitter 😂
"Rishi's 'grid' for next week:
Monday: Punch Dame Judi Dench in the face. Say it's been planned for a long time.
Tuesday: Shoot Larry the Cat on the step of Downing Street. Inside if wet.
Wednesday: Take a sledgehammer to the Cenotaph, shouting that the plan is working.
Thursday: Deny that Wednesday happened. Or a big boy did it and ran away.
Friday: Deport a class of primary school children to Rwanda.
[Ed. That's enough, they get the idea.]"