Anyone up for a fun challenge? Need to find funny quotes for dc in GCSE

[LadyHag]

I plan to actually make the effort myself here but it's a fun task so tje more the merrier!

Dd starts GCSEs next week, getting a bit frazzled. She takes a small packed lunch to school as a fussy eater with other bits going on.

My pkan is each day to put a post it note with a quote from a film (or TV series) that is funny to cheer her up and if she do wishes she can try to work out where it is from. I'm not wanting it to be schmaltzy or aspirational as she is getting lots of encouragement etc at home, this is jyst a daft tjing to make her laugh, so it can be funny and if necc a (but) edgy for a teen.

So, any suggestions? All contributions welcome!

So far I've got "Jesus Christ!" from. The Holy Grail so I'm not doing too well.. Got a bit of a mental block. 😂

Sorry, obvs meant put the quote in with her packed lunch so it's a daft little find during the day!

Here's looking at you, kid!

What's the flight velocity of a swallow?

Joey doesn't share food!

What did the Romans ever do for us?

That parrot is not sick ....

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

Master has given Dobby a sock

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads

Screw your courage to the sticking point and we'll not fail

May the force be with you

All brilliant thank you! Dh is tickled by peopke responding and joining in. Hope it might be a nice idea for others to cheer up fretting GCSE dc!

To infinity and beyond

The pen is mightier than the sword

"Hang in there, bozo" although that is from Ruby Redfort books that dd lived when she was younger

Don't eat yellow snow

Dogs can't look up

42

So long, and thanks for all the fish

Don't Panic

I'll have what she's having.

Marwidge is wot bwings us togefer today!
Anybody wanna peanut?
My name is ingio montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
Have fun storming the castle!
Inconceivable!
Never go against a sicilian when death is on the line!

Any guesses as to one of my favourite films! It is one of the most quotable films ever!!

"Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land.".

I think we should call it "your grave!".

Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

I told you I was ill.

I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish.

Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, more reliable than a garden strimmer.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

There are two more, repeat, two more, mother humpers. (Tremors and this line tickles me every time!)

I can see three of him out there!
Hit the one in the middle. (Rocky)

What a smashing blouse you have on! (Bottom)

Smeeeeee, heeeeeeeee (red dwarf)

Clever girl...

Don't panic!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is'

(Love me some Douglas Adams :)

Where do these stairs go?

These are great!

"Are we going to prom or to hell?"

I'm in a glass cage of emotion!

I love lamp!

You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha covered with hair.

We've gone on holiday by mistake

“Just keep swimming!”