Anyone up for a fun challenge? Need to find funny quotes for dc in GCSE

[LadyHag]

I plan to actually make the effort myself here but it's a fun task so tje more the merrier!

Dd starts GCSEs next week, getting a bit frazzled. She takes a small packed lunch to school as a fussy eater with other bits going on.

My pkan is each day to put a post it note with a quote from a film (or TV series) that is funny to cheer her up and if she do wishes she can try to work out where it is from. I'm not wanting it to be schmaltzy or aspirational as she is getting lots of encouragement etc at home, this is jyst a daft tjing to make her laugh, so it can be funny and if necc a (but) edgy for a teen.

So, any suggestions? All contributions welcome!

So far I've got "Jesus Christ!" from. The Holy Grail so I'm not doing too well.. Got a bit of a mental block. 😂

Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!

Bend and snap

What a lovely idea, op!

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one

You sit on a throne of lies

I'm not a regular Mom, I'm a cool Mom

You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast!

When nothing is going right, go left
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about
Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company
If we shouldn't eat at night why is there a light in the fridge?

To the winch, wench

Live long and prosper.
You canna change the laws of Physics.
Beam me up, Scotty.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, Captain.
We come in peace, shoot to kill!
You are, and always will be, my friend.
^^Star Trek

The only constant state is a state of constant change.

The greater good

Yarp/narp

Maybe he's just fuck ugly

Morons. I've got morons on my team.

I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this any more!

Here's looking at you, kid.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Shark bait, hoo ha ha.

I feel the need, the need for speed.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Some people are worth melting for.

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me.

I carried a watermelon.

Though she be but little she is fierce

Not a film but...."they fuck you up, your mum and dad"

"I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? "

I promise I am not being a negative Nancy!!!!

If it's films...
" 'tis but a scratch"
"Your mother was an 'amster and your father smelled of elderberries"

Do or do not.There is no try.
You’re rather short for a Stormtrooper.
Luke, I am your father.
These are not the droids you are looking for.

Boom, boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom, boom, boom…

Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble

'I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom'

• mean girls

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

I love this OP.

I don't have any funny ones really but some that have to be said in our house:

The police are here. How many? [then in response to any question about how many] All of them I think (in an Eddie Furlong accent)

I'm sorry (with massive air quotes)

It's a moot point - a cow's opinion

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Boom, boom, boom, boom
boom, boom, boom?

Down with this sort of thing!

To infinity - and beyond!
On Wednesdays we wear pink
Nobody puts Baby in the corner

I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.

Everybody and their mums is packin' round here.

What's the matter David, never taken a short cut before?

Try the holy water, death breath!

Death by stereo!

I tjink we just picked up Dracula

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries

Get in loser, we're going shopping

Bob's in the fridge. Took a bit of... Of folding

Want to take a stab at being social?
I do like stabbing.

Enid Sinclair: Admit it, you kinda got into the whole school spirit thing.
Wednesday Addams: You didn't tell me it was a dark, vengeful spirit.

“I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.”

“I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.”

“There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!”

The Simpsons…

“Lisa, you've got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, and when you do I'll be right there to borrow money.”