Anyone up for a fun challenge? Need to find funny quotes for dc in GCSE

[LadyHag]

I plan to actually make the effort myself here but it's a fun task so tje more the merrier!

Dd starts GCSEs next week, getting a bit frazzled. She takes a small packed lunch to school as a fussy eater with other bits going on.

My pkan is each day to put a post it note with a quote from a film (or TV series) that is funny to cheer her up and if she do wishes she can try to work out where it is from. I'm not wanting it to be schmaltzy or aspirational as she is getting lots of encouragement etc at home, this is jyst a daft tjing to make her laugh, so it can be funny and if necc a (but) edgy for a teen.

So, any suggestions? All contributions welcome!

So far I've got "Jesus Christ!" from. The Holy Grail so I'm not doing too well.. Got a bit of a mental block. 😂

I'm packing your angry eyes just in case (Toy Story 2)

May the Schwartz be with you (Spaceballs)

I have a cunning plan
you were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!
Here’s lookin’ at you kid
there’s no place like home
may the force be with you
To infinity and beyond!

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."

All in bad French accents:
Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.
it is I, Le Clerc.
The candle with the handle.
The jug with the drug.
The till with the pill.
Goad moaning.
The gateau for the chateau.

This is a fantastic thread and idea. My eldest starts next week too so I'm going to do this also.

Briefcase wanker/ bus wanker
Does your mother knoweth you wear her drapes?
I love it when a plan comes together
I'll be back
I've got a jar of dirt/ savvy
I love you 3000/ with great power comes great responsibility/ I can do this all day
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads

I got a need, a need for speed!

We're going to need a bigger boat.
Death by stereo.
That'll do pig.

we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses

everybody loves parfait!

That'll do, pig.

A bit off topic from what you want but I find reading the Classics thread - mock GCSE questions which was started when my PFB was doing GCSEs might be a bit of light relief for all you parents

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/2658928-Help-write-a-GCSEs-exam-for-teenagers-lightbloodyhearted?

How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it’s bobsled time!
Both from 'Cool Runnings'

You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.
Toy Story

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Life of Brian

We're going to need considerably bigger buns!
Calendar Girls

"You ate my Sandwhich? ...Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwhich with the 'moist maker'

Ross, Friends.

Winter is coming.
The North remembers.
A Lannister always pays his debts.
The lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.
All my life men like you have sneered at me, and all my life I’ve been knocking men like you into the dust.
That’s what I do, I drink, and I know things.
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
And many, many more quotes from Game of Thrones.

Someone described me recently as "Yes, Ibiza always knows where are towel is". Friend for life there, on many levels!

Four candles?

We don't sell crab cakes in a sausage factory. W1a

“You Stay Alive, No Matter What Occurs”

Last of the Mohicans.

Your mother was a hamster

”I have a cunning plan”

“Tally Ho my fine saucy young trollop, you’re luck’s in!” (Both Blackadder)

Bazinga! (Big Bang Theory)

“You great useless shed” (Last of the Summer Wine”

“Mange Tout, Mange Tout”
“You look like a liquorice all sort”

(Only Fools & Horses)

Fork Handles / Four Candles

Frats (Open all Hours)

I WILL find you

Next year we'll be millionaires - Only Fools & Horses

Allons y - Dr Who

It's fluffy I'm gonna die! 1st Minions film

Savoury muffin ? Life is full of enough disappointments without a savoury muffin Gary - Miranda Hart

The batsman's Holden, the bowler's Willey - Brian Johnson Test Match Special

Illegitimi non carborundum - dog Latin for 'Don't let the bastards grind you down'

And best wishes to all taking GCSEs and A levels

You're gonna die clown!!!!

(Ok maybe not so lighthearted read cold but in the context of the movie it's funny!!)

But did you die?

So long, mutha fuckaaaaas!

Hope anyone who liked this idea is enjoying it...

I found one of dds notes stuck on her wardrobe, which is high praise indeed, it was an outline of Nandor from What We Do in the Shadows with bats flying from his cape with the "crepey paper" quote

Hope these migyt have prompted some nice silly notes to lighten the GCSEs for any dcs!