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Anyone fancy a drunk thread?

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Scoose · 28/04/2023 18:28

Hello everyone! Does anyone fancy a friday night drunk thread? Havent had one for a while

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TommyNever · 28/04/2023 23:01

TinDogTavern · 28/04/2023 22:29

I'm on a solo holiday in Tenerife. I've had half a bottle of red with a steak dinner and am on my second glass of white on the terrace. Cheers!

Sounds a fine evening. And that's a Bill Bryson book I haven't heard of before, thanks for drawing my attention to it 😊
Now ordered. Unfortunately I can't join in the imbibing at the moment due to unsettled guts after a bout of food poisoning (dodgy mussels).

LineRunner · 28/04/2023 23:01

flatpack1 · 28/04/2023 22:46

Evening. I'd offer you a bag of crisps but someone has opened every bag and tried all the flavours 😡

Crisps aren't what they used to be. And don't even get me started on Pringles. Ugh.

DancingWithTheMoonlitKnight · 28/04/2023 23:01

Liney!

Are you still with HB?

Scoose · 28/04/2023 23:01

I could tell you teapot but then i would have to kill you 😂

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Teapotmonkey · 28/04/2023 23:02

Scoose · 28/04/2023 23:01

I could tell you teapot but then i would have to kill you 😂

Do you have a sister? Bc you don’t half sound like mine… 🤣

Kangarude · 28/04/2023 23:03

It's so long since I've seen prawn cocktail flavour. They were as disgusting as I remember

Scoose · 28/04/2023 23:04

Ive got a twin sister teapot

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Arginalia · 28/04/2023 23:04

Doritos, anyone (light blue flavour)?

Tarkan · 28/04/2023 23:05

My confession tonight is that I went shopping and could have got a bus straight home. But it's been a stressful week so I went to the pub and got the one an hour later instead. Grin

Scoose · 28/04/2023 23:05

Omg remember hot builder! Please say you lived happily ever after liney

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flatpack1 · 28/04/2023 23:06

Arginalia · 28/04/2023 23:04

Doritos, anyone (light blue flavour)?

Ooh I love those yes please.

Kindtomyself · 28/04/2023 23:06

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TinDogTavern · 28/04/2023 23:08

@TommyNever I went off him for a bit but this one is fab, highly recommended. Hope you feel better soon.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 28/04/2023 23:09

Hello everyone just cracked open the wine after coming back from my extremely outing hobby group 😂

LineRunner · 28/04/2023 23:09

Scoose · 28/04/2023 23:00

Omg liney how are you

I'm good thanks, @Scoose. This new quote feature is rather elegant, isn't it?

The Hot Builder and I are getting on a bit now, so more luke-warm than hot, but still together Grin

Teapotmonkey · 28/04/2023 23:09

Pub isn’t a confession on a drunk thread 😇
I’m all about blue Doritos too though and keen for more hot builders

TinDogTavern · 28/04/2023 23:09

Tarkan · 28/04/2023 23:05

My confession tonight is that I went shopping and could have got a bus straight home. But it's been a stressful week so I went to the pub and got the one an hour later instead. Grin

Sometimes, @tarkan, it just has to be done.

ScottBakula · 28/04/2023 23:10

@TinDogTavern that's Bill's new book isn't it, it's on my wish list for my birthday. Is it good ?

It's a close call between him and Gerald Durrel as my favourite authors

LineRunner · 28/04/2023 23:14

DancingWithTheMoonlitKnight · 28/04/2023 23:01

Liney!

Are you still with HB?

Funnily enough, he's spent the last two days defumigating and decorating my son's old bedroom. I got the paint wrong (why does the colour always look wildly different on the walls than the (a) tin and (b) brochure) but he's done a lovely job.

Tarkan · 28/04/2023 23:15

That's as much as you're getting out of me tonight. Grin It's been a stressful week so it was just what I needed to be fair. I have a few locals I'm happy to pop into on my own, even if I'm the only woman. That just means there won't be a queue for the loo. Grin

Arginalia · 28/04/2023 23:18

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 28/04/2023 23:09

Hello everyone just cracked open the wine after coming back from my extremely outing hobby group 😂

Don't tell me ... it's a book group. The only book group in the whole of the country 😁

flatpack1 · 28/04/2023 23:22

Kangarude · 28/04/2023 22:50

Very much. Someone tried to start a drunk thread several months ago and loads of posters turned up to say how irresponsible it was to try and encourage people to drink 😂

Ive just spotted the suggested "Similar threads" options ........all offering support for people wanting to give up alcohol 😆

Kangarude · 28/04/2023 23:25

No @Arginalia It's got to be cycling. Cos no one else does that!

They're amazing flatpack Turning up to literally piss on the thread

TinDogTavern · 28/04/2023 23:25

ScottBakula · 28/04/2023 23:10

@TinDogTavern that's Bill's new book isn't it, it's on my wish list for my birthday. Is it good ?

It's a close call between him and Gerald Durrel as my favourite authors

No not new at all! (I've just checked and it came out ten years ago - I knew it had been on my shelf a while).

It's great. I'm not a big non-fiction reader but it's really drawn me in.

AmandaHoldensLips · 28/04/2023 23:29

Kangarude · 28/04/2023 23:03

It's so long since I've seen prawn cocktail flavour. They were as disgusting as I remember

Prawn cocktail crisps taste like hairspray.