A Florida Man

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Try this…put ‘a Florida man’ and your birthday into google (or any date) and see what comes up…

A Florida man September 30

A Florida man with drugs around penis deny they are his

I used a fake birthday, just in case. The one on my real birthday was way better, but I didn't dare risk it.

Yep. You win

Dec 31st

Was taken into custody for stealing tequila.

Another Was taken into custody for 'drying himself off.......

with a fire extinguisher.

I thought this was all fiction, but it appears to be fact.

It’s literally the month and the day. Not even the year. Would be a massive fish if it was

I'm so proud 😂🤯

Mines a bit boring

🤯 Can anyone beat that? Highest score thus far

Ah Florida, it doesn't seem boring over there

Bit of a curve ball here: I got a 'Florida woman' result:
"Thrown TV remote sends Florida woman's dentures flying, deputies say"

On Eunuch Castration Website? What happened to exchanging postcards websites? Too vanilla I suppose

A Florida man arrested for giving his girlfriend a wet Willy 🤣

A Florida man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator and attempted to throw it on a roof

🫣

Florida man threw his two-month-old baby at police after high-speed car chase

Florida man in a dog costume arrested for having sex with a dog.

That's enough internet today...

🤮 I'm trying not to think beyond the headline....WTF is wrong with people men?

Florida man ‘Redbeard’ steals $1,800 parrot, [then] abandons it, authorities say

What is it with all the Florida men and alligators?

I know, I know, Florida has alligators.
But if I lived next to alligators I would leave them well alone. I certainly wouldn't be hoofing them around and chucking them on roofs or Mcdonald employees 😁

Im no alligator expert, but I'm positive alligators don't like it.

Florida Man Arrested for Trying to 'Cut the Gay' Out of His Brother 😳

“FM arrested after eating pasta aggressively”

September 6, first story at tip of google 😂
Naked Florida man sets fire to house while making cookies on George Foreman grill!

"Meth smoking Florida Man attacks mattress in jealous rage"

Oh snap! Happy Birthday to us for three months from now 🍾🥂🎂

Florida man hit mother, stuffed dumplings in her mouth for refusing to dress his mannequin

Definitely not fishing for birthdays….