A Florida Man

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Try this…put ‘a Florida man’ and your birthday into google (or any date) and see what comes up…

A Florida man September 30

Armless but not harmless, clearly.

Oh my…

Mine was arrested for trying to have sex with a stuffed “Olaf” at Target!

Florida man dressed like Fred Flintstone pulled over in his ‘footmobile’ for Speeding

Like the X-Files innit 🤡

Good grief, some of these...
😱

Flashed his buttocks in an IHOP.
To be fair I've seen pretty similar behaviour in a Leeds McDonald's.

Flodrida Man admits lighting firecrackers under child's bed.

'Murica....

Florida Tinder must be wild.

This is mine 🤣🤣

Oh dear me!!

Florida man pulls gun on chief’s daughter over cream cheese at Starbucks

Ha! My sister's birthday 'Florida Man' news even comes with video evidence!!

https://nypost.com/2020/07/23/florida-man-tries-to-evade-arrest-by-cartwheeling-away-from-cops/

Footage:
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1286479998048702464

Florida man is behind bars months after he allegedly hurled a three-foot alligator through the drive through window of a Wendy’s.

https://ifloridaman.com/florida-man-december-25/

If you'd rather not click on the link...the short story is..he tried to buy a McDonalds, didn't have any money so offered the cashier a bag of weed instead.

Oh I’m torn between

Florida Man banned from Airline after trying to wear underwear as a mask

and

Florida Man tried to pay for food at McDonald’s with a marijuana

Hah! Snap

either we have the same birthday or this has happened more than once

Florida man had sex with dog in front of people; damaged church property, tries stealing car: police

A florida man caught masturbating in toy department in Walmart

I'm going with having the same birthday but who knows when it comes to crazy Americans.

Do I 'win'?

Is this a way of phishing dates of birth on forums like Facebook. Ie you say what the mad event is and someone can equate that to date?

"Florida man accused of lashing out at fast food workers over lack of lettuce" 😂😂