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A Florida Man

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BarrelOfOtters · 26/03/2023 08:38

Try this…put ‘a Florida man’ and your birthday into google (or any date) and see what comes up…

A Florida man September 30

A Florida Man
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AFloridaMan · 26/03/2023 11:53

Why though? Although I couldn’t resist…

A Florida Man
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BarrelOfOtters · 26/03/2023 12:45

Because it’s always something completely mad…

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pointythings · 26/03/2023 12:47

Mine threw a toilet through a window...

HoollyWugger · 26/03/2023 13:07

.... played naked basketball claiming it enhanced his skills!! Shock

IHeartGeneHunt · 26/03/2023 13:11

Arrested for sniffing feet in library.

Hairybaker · 26/03/2023 13:13

Florida man arrested after stealing a crossbow by stuffing it down his trousers.

😂

Hairybaker · 26/03/2023 13:15

😮

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BellaTheDarkOverlord · 26/03/2023 13:17

😂

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Willowtre1 · 26/03/2023 13:18

Mine is - strips, performs strange dance at McDonald's and tries to impregnate a railing!

Onefootinthegroove · 26/03/2023 13:22

Yup.......
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TheEarlofButties · 26/03/2023 13:28

Breaking into a woman’s house and trying on her clothes

LangClegsInSpace · 26/03/2023 13:28

Florida Man Poses as Walt Disney World Security and Steals R2-D2 Droid to Try and Earn Job

Porridgeislife · 26/03/2023 13:28

pointythings · 26/03/2023 12:47

Mine threw a toilet through a window...

Unless it’s a common pastime in Florida, we have the same birthday!

StillSmallVoice · 26/03/2023 13:30

Was found with three syringes up his rectum and claimed he didn't know how they got there

pippinsleftleg · 26/03/2023 13:33

Naked Florida man causes fire while baking cookies on a George Foreman

NameChange647 · 26/03/2023 13:36

Wore a bonnet and dress and stole formula milk.

squashyhat · 26/03/2023 13:37

Florida Man Arrested for Handing Out Marijuana "Because It Was Christmas"

TheLeadbetterLife · 26/03/2023 13:38

...arrested for throwing sausages at his mom.

dudsville · 26/03/2023 13:38

These are hilarious. What the hell is going on with men in florida?!

jaqueandjill · 26/03/2023 13:40

Florida man with drugs around his penis denies they were his

minou123 · 26/03/2023 13:43

.......driving a lawnmower down a major road, whilst shouting at the police 'Just take me to jail'

Hailtheteam · 26/03/2023 13:48

A man who threw a alligator from a fast food chain’s car in October was arrested on Monday.
The man is accused of attacking with a lethal weapon, even though he had no intention of
killing. He is also accused of theft and illegal possession of alligators.

Curious about other places - California man
A California man who racked up almost three-dozen charges and 10 arrests in the past month was most recently busted for allegedly driving a stolen car to the police station to pick up his personal property, cops say.

Couldn’t find any for UK tried Londoner/Londoner and Manchester but was all very serious. Some positive stories if your search “and finally”

Hailtheteam · 26/03/2023 13:49

London/Londoner spell check