A Florida Man

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Try this…put ‘a Florida man’ and your birthday into google (or any date) and see what comes up…

A Florida man September 30

What the hell...?

I know most "Florida men" things are weird but thats just...errr.... wtf...

This post needs to go into classics .. pure genius.

Botched home castration.

😱

Drunk florida man arrested for berating a fire hydrant 🤣

Its a classic pastime here in the US. The Florida man meme is well known and very funny. Im sure there are plenty of crazy shenanigans in other States and countries, but the news outlets report them here in a way that makes it easy to do a search in this way

here is my one

A man who told police he wanted to "time travel" crashed his Dodge Challenger into a a strip mall

you can also do Florida woman

Florida woman with plastic gun robs mail carrier, rides off on tricycle, cops say

This did not disappoint:
'Florida man uses finger guns to steal waffle house napkins'

Lol

Mine slapped his girlfriend with a cheese burger 🍔

Its a weird place but boringly its mostly because their government has an act in florida that means any and all police reports have to be made available to the press if they ask for it. So all this weird nonsense probably is happening in lots of other places it just isn't reported and published

Florida man arrested after calling 911 to get a ride to Hooters 😱😂

Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born.

Snap 😁

This comes up for my birthday - it's a pic of the man in posts from Redminionpenguin and Pbubz

I have a twin brother but I'm fairly sure this isn't him

Attacked a child for making too much noise in a playground

Florida man jumps off surfboard, lands on shark

These are hilarious! Mine:

Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets 😄

Very strange!

Arrested for pelting gf with McD's sweet and sour sauce in 'the head and face area' for buying the wrong food. In the ensuing argument she ripped half his beard off (bet that hurt).

We have the same birthday!

I have a choice of several, but they are all fairly tame,
A Florida man...........
Takes a leak in a store's beer cave.
Breaks into home because he is worried about zombies.
Arrested after stealing neighbour's underwear.

A naked Florida man stole a pickup truck from a dealership, leading police on a pursuit early Wednesday in Melbourne, according to police.

Melbourne police said Richard Blose, 40, was at Fiat of Melbourne before 7 a.m. when an employee saw him standing naked in a paint booth before the man got into a 2021 Ram truck. Blose then backed out of the booth in the pickup truck and drove off from the dealership, police said.

Dd's is good though,
A Floriday man, actually named Florida, breaks into restaurant, steals all their white claw, throws it into pond.

Mine chewed the seat in the police car whilst high on cocaine 😂

A Florida man accused of stabbing woman over under done potato

"...busted after tantrum about bacon"

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2022/01/21/police-florida-man-busted-after-tantrum-about-bacon/