A Florida Man

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Try this…put ‘a Florida man’ and your birthday into google (or any date) and see what comes up…

A Florida man September 30

Why though? Although I couldn’t resist…

Because it’s always something completely mad…

Mine threw a toilet through a window...

.... played naked basketball claiming it enhanced his skills!!

Arrested for sniffing feet in library.

Florida man arrested after stealing a crossbow by stuffing it down his trousers.

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Mine is - strips, performs strange dance at McDonald's and tries to impregnate a railing!

Yup.......
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Breaking into a woman’s house and trying on her clothes

Florida Man Poses as Walt Disney World Security and Steals R2-D2 Droid to Try and Earn Job

Unless it’s a common pastime in Florida, we have the same birthday!

Was found with three syringes up his rectum and claimed he didn't know how they got there

Naked Florida man causes fire while baking cookies on a George Foreman

Wore a bonnet and dress and stole formula milk.

Florida Man Arrested for Handing Out Marijuana "Because It Was Christmas"

...arrested for throwing sausages at his mom.

These are hilarious. What the hell is going on with men in florida?!

Florida man with drugs around his penis denies they were his

.......driving a lawnmower down a major road, whilst shouting at the police 'Just take me to jail'

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2018/08/31/florida-man-arrested-for-giving-girlfriend-a-wet-willy/

A man who threw a alligator from a fast food chain’s car in October was arrested on Monday.
The man is accused of attacking with a lethal weapon, even though he had no intention of
killing. He is also accused of theft and illegal possession of alligators.

Curious about other places - California man
A California man who racked up almost three-dozen charges and 10 arrests in the past month was most recently busted for allegedly driving a stolen car to the police station to pick up his personal property, cops say.

Couldn’t find any for UK tried Londoner/Londoner and Manchester but was all very serious. Some positive stories if your search “and finally”

London/Londoner spell check

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-72-tries-to-mow-down-neighbor-with-tractor-during-dispute-cops-say.amp