How do I cook fishfingers?

[DanFmDorking]

Could you help me please? I have some Fish Fingers.
The instructions are:-
Pre heat Oven to 220C/Gas mark 7 – Place on a pre heated baking-tray in the centre of the oven for 14 minutes.
I don’t have an Oven.
How should I cook them using a 800w Microwave?
I’d be grateful for some advice - thanks.

You can grill or fry them also not microwave wouldn’t be nice

You could grill or fry them instead. I'm not sure a microwave would work very well.

You really really don't want to microwave them 🤮

What cooking options do you have available?

You can also air fry if you have an air fryer. They would cook quicker so check them maybe after 10 minutes.

You can’t microwave them, they’ll be soggy and rank. Grill?

Oh, Ok - I'm afraid it's just a Microwave for me.
I was wondering - should I cut them in the middle?
2mins at 800w?
I don't care what they look like.

Do you have any other means of cooking? Grill, air fryer, electric frypan, saucepan, electric grill???

1 minute on each side in microwave but will be soggy.

Toaster for however long the box says to grill them. 7-10 mins iirc. Might get some grease drippage which can smoke.

Frying pan is good.

If you really must then you put them on for say 2 mins to start then keep checking them and putting them back on for 30secs/1min until they are really hot in the middle.

they will be soggy with a bit of an odd texture though.

they would be nicer fried if that’s an option?

I do mine in my George Foreman grill. If a microwave is really your only means of cooking I wouldn't bother.

Be sure to post a pic if you do microwave them I'm interested to see what will happen

I put oxo in pasta sauce a few weeks ago and everyone was wtaf why did you use oxo in it so I'm not judging

What are you going to eat them with? They will be mushy and gross after you nuke them

I would microwave them between kitchen roll, if I were you.

I hope they’re going in a sandwich with lashings of chup. There’s really no other way I could imagine them to be even remotely palatable.

Dry fry in a pan on the hob.

Like bolognese? I always put stock cubes in my bolognese.

Microwave for a minute turn them over a microwave again for another two. If they need a bit longer give them another minute.

Never done it myself but plenty of people do

Do you have any other means of cooking? – Nope
1 minute on each side in microwave but will be soggy. – Sounds good, I’ll warm the plate
… are really hot in the middle. – thanks
Be sure to post a pic – Oh crikey!
What are you going to eat them with? – A knife and fork.
Microwave for a minute turn them over a microwave again for another two. If they need a bit longer give them another minute. – Excellent, thank you.

I'm off

Why did you buy food that you don't have the correct means to cook?!

I wonder if a toaster would work 🤔

@CalpolDependant

I love your username hahah

No just a tomato one. I fucked it up completely it was vile. Couldn't be saved. Despite lots of suggestions it was shit.

I can’t think they’d be too tasty microwaved tbh. If you have a toaster, I’ve done fish finger and waffles in these

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Well this website says you can…. They say it takes 3 minutes, turning every minute, and then leave for one minute.
https://skintchef.co.uk/microwave-fish-fingers/

@Keroppi - sorry! The second I'd posted I realised what you meant!

Buy an air fryer pronto!