In a cafe, and a woman has just complained (funny)

[QuestionableMouse]

She'd ordered a bacon sandwich and it's just been delivered to the table. She's now moaning because her bacon sandwich has a tiny crumb of black pudding on it. And she doesn't eat pork.

I feel for the poor staff having to explain which animal bacon comes from 😬

(And no, there's no vegan bacon on the menu so not a mix up!)

Sadness.

Vegan bacon is sadness.

This is true @WiddlinDiddlin .

It tastes of tears and despair.

Bacon comes from very bowels of Gaia

@ExhaustedFlamingo have you tried Naked bacon? No nitrites in it. Or search preservative free bacon

I'm pretty sure that when it comes to milking cats, ignorance is bliss.

When shelf filling in Asda, I was once asked by a teenager if we sold pigeon milk. I don't know if he was after milk for pigeons, or just having me on.

Pigeon milk is just another term for crop milk.

<none the wiser>

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk

Don't want that in my tea, thanks.

As the above poster has pointed out 'crop milk' has a Wikipedia entry - you could have Googled it, or simply asked 'what is crop milk' rather than posting an eye roll.

Or are you disappointed that 'person goes into a supermarket which sells a range of animal-care products, including products for both wild and domestic birds, and asks for a bird care product they don't happen to stock' isn't a very rich mine for comedy?

@AnApparitionQuipped that emoji isn't an eye roll.

That's not an eye roll

🙄

It looks like an eye-roll on my screen; if that wasn't the poster's intention, I'm sorry.

Camel milk is rank😂

Well...thats an extremely niche milk and not something I would expect to see in Asda EVER, even though it sells a range of animal-care products, including products for both wild and domestic birds

Although i have seen it in the Nintendo game Animal Crossing.

As I was working in the yogurt aisle, I think he was having me on. Otherwise he'd have been down the pet food aisle I should think?

I worked in a pub and there was a woman that was notorious for coming in ordering food, complaining and then getting it for free.
she once ordered a fish and chips with out the batter and so was presented with a piece of cod, pan fried no batter, chips and peas. When we served her she asked where the batter was and we reminded her she had ordered it without. She then proceeded to tell us she had wanted the batter on the side…

I've seen the same debate over pepperoni pizza 🍕

Maybe it was her with the bacon sandwich.

That could have been my DH. SIL is vegetarian and he bought a quiche for her when we had a BBQ. Quiche Lorraine. When I told him she wouldn’t eat it, and MIL also said it’s no good, SIL doesn’t eat any meat, he said “it’s not meat it’s bacon”

🤦‍♀️

I am reminded of a tv show some years ago. Cooking show. The waiter, deadpan, straight faced said, "And the vegetarian option tonight is salmon." I recall thinking, "Um no, if it has eyes and an a**hole it is not vegetarian."

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ^

Strewth this thread still going?

Quite like my new name. Might keep it a while.

Ha ha, that's so funny. What animal did she think bacon came from? The bacon animal? 🤣🤣🥓 Is there a sausage animal too I wonder. My son worked out bacon is from pigs when he was about 5. I think I horrified a woman in Morrisons, when I pointed to the pork joint and beef joint and asked my son, if he fancied cow or pig?! It's a good job I didn't do the sound effects. (her eyes were popping out of head. 🤣

@Flapjackquack
Was it wafer thin ham though?